Juggernaut

there was a time when 3 ugly guys and paul mccartney from liverpool could become huge now you have to get plastic surgery at 16 and follow the idf on tiktok to be put on a spotify playlist

“were john lennon and paul mccartney secretly having gay sex?” is a question that depends entirely on your definition of “sex” and “gay” and “secretly” and “john lennon” and “paul mccartney”

alright onto the minutes from last week’s band meeting, uuuummm…the short seven-word line of falsetto in the chorus of (1) song: funny in the studio but proving to be impractical, inherently too gay to sustain in practice (as anyone would tell you); consensus reached for henceforth reassigning falsetto duties to my gay ass brother for whom the faggy vocal range comes naturally

my brain as i’m trying to go to sleep the night after they’ve reunited after 16 years