Obsessed With Vampires. Artist COMS OPEN

trans bears are literally stronger than any US marine

How on earth would they be able to tell that a bear is trans. I’m not saying they can’t be but how would they communicate that.

:/

this is so fucking funny

we the jury find the defendant not guilty your honor

In like 1998 my very femme lesbian friend went to Pride in London and was all excited at the “teddy bears picnic” happening in one of the city parks. She took along a picnic hamper and her cuddly teddy bear. Needless to say, the large hairy gay men all thought she was adorable and she had a great time

@peypeydoodle you and me

True because our brains are so wrinkled.

you know for a lesbian, Sai Scribbles sure is obsessed with men.

The night has come and the moon (bag of shredded cheese) calls to her children (me)

this reads like a 10k note post to me.

I eated it no I didn’t

The adhd urge to use parenthesis in every sentence (because every thought comes with additional bonus content)

The amount of people who just assume Crim has never watch Hazbin or Helluva baffles me. He has. He watched them because I like them. It’s also weird to me to assume someone just hasn’t watched something when they express they’re not a fan. I’d at least ask them if they’ve watched it. Not only that he’s stated multiple times he’s watched both. Idk. Whatever.

I also want to add I didn’t even ask him to do this he just did because he knows I like it.

I guess I also wanna add on he the kind of guy to not like something and move on from it, usually if he’s sharing his opinions on something he doesn’t like he’s been prompted by someone else to do so so you can imagine it can get kind of frustrating when people constantly demand you change you mind on an opinion you hold about a tv show because it upset the you don’t like it. When I bring up Hazbin, or Helluva or really anything else he and I have differing opinions on it’s never to try and make him like it. It’s usually because I’m talk about what I like about it and keeping thing positively lighthearted and he’s never reacted poorly to that. He doesn’t like these shows but he likes that I like it. In the black community we have a phrase “If you like it I love it,” which basically means it’s not my cup of tea but I love to see you happy and isn’t that all that should matter at the end of the day?

The amount of people who just assume Crim has never watch Hazbin or Helluva baffles me. He has. He watched them because I like them. It’s also weird to me to assume someone just hasn’t watched something when they express they’re not a fan. I’d at least ask them if they’ve watched it. Not only that he’s stated multiple times he’s watched both. Idk. Whatever.

Maybe they're just new to the blog? Unfortunately, a looooot of people love to jump to conclusions and act like the smartest person in the room even if they're new on the block.

Ain’t that the truth, it make them look stupid so I guess that’s more of a loss for them than it is an annoyance to us.

The amount of people who just assume Crim has never watch Hazbin or Helluva baffles me. He has. He watched them because I like them. It’s also weird to me to assume someone just hasn’t watched something when they express they’re not a fan. I’d at least ask them if they’ve watched it. Not only that he’s stated multiple times he’s watched both. Idk. Whatever.

I also want to add I didn’t even ask him to do this he just did because he knows I like it.

We talk about Hazbin a lot actually I’d say like once every two days. Crim listens to me and we have positive conversations. He’s never once made me feel bad for liking it, we often agree on our opinions. The difference is a lot of the writing stuff is like deal breakers for him consuming the show and for me it’s not. There’s tons of things we love together. There’s tons of things we don’t. The big thing is I don’t need him to like it for me to like it and I don’t need him to like it for us to be friends. Often times when people come to him about Hazbin they’re looking for him to give them the thumbs up on liking the show and he doesn’t have to and y’all don’t need it. You shouldn’t even want it. I don’t and I know the guy very well.

Creating ships for the tax write-off

Creating ships to get that fucking whale.

creating ships to wedge into the Suez canal and disrupt global shipping

Creating ships with the most recessive genes to produce an offspring with multiple deformities.

Creating ships to get to the moon.

You bully me 😭 (JK I know this isn't me.)