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It's slur month! Shout out to all my fellow slurs!

Tomadachi Life 2 is gonna hit my friend group like crack. The monkeys have the keys to the banana farm.

You can never just watch Baki casually. You gotta wait til you're alone and everybody's busy or asleep. The minute they knock on your door somebody is gonna be getting pissed on, or get their cheeks out, or talk about how much they wanna "fight" Pickle. I'm not out yet, I cannot have this be what gets my family asking questions.

Sure burying your emotions under a thick layer of ego, cynicism, and misanthropy has never worked out for the last 500 gorillion men who tried but have you considered that I'm better than them?

The night has come and the moon (bag of shredded cheese) calls to her children (me)

I challenged God to a duel but when noon came I found the street empty and the saloon full.

Another day, another something humorous instead of a dollar

So do you like Jason Todd as a character or do you just wanna fuck a moody twunk in a slutty cropped jacket?

Let me take you by the hand for but a moment. Look me in the eye and really try to understand what I mean when I say this. You only get one crack at the game and there are no extra quarters to put in the machine. So have as much as fun as you can, Rack up a decent score and when it's done be sure to put an amusing swear on the leader board.

The mallard does not concern itself with the opinions of bread crumbs