What a year this week has been.

It’s Monday.

It sure as hell is.

The earlier in the day Monday you reblog the funnier this gets

lately there have been too many days like in a row

also girls who dress vintage all of the time and just walk around with victory rolls in are a million times braver than fashion bloggers, beauty youtubers, fashion nova brand ambassadors, cosplayers, furries, and straight couples who walk each other like dogs in the mall 

Don’t trust people that do acupuncture, they’re back stabbers..

how do i get the moon to notice me back

there is literally no logical, emotional, aesthetic, philosophical, moral, or sexy reason for the sun to be gone at 4.30 pm 

Vampires can come out earlier

One sexy reason

mermaids with starfish covering their boobs is a great concept until you like.. remember what starfish are i mean ma’am theres an animal on your titties 

this post gave me whiplash three times

how do you think incels feel when they come to this website and see women wanting to fuck junkrat and pennywise but not them?

I read this in a very accusatory tone

honestly this is my favourite addition to this post bc if you read it as being accusatory it becomes hilarious

My man said “boomer” with the hard “R”.

Sup, my Booma

They been calling themselves that for 50 years but now it is a problem? Ok boomer.

S L U R?????

Where can i find these shirts??

I found some here!

While 100% a species of dolphin i want to point out those are ORCAS. if anyone got confused for a second like i did. Those are fucking orcas. Holy shit that is a giant fucking whale.

Each orca is over 6.5 feet long, Americans.

The Orca arriving in the world’s oceans, seeing the Megalodon: “I’m about to end this man’s whole career”

I don’t care if you’ve already seen this on your dash. See it again.

THAT LITTLE FISTBUMP AT THE END HAS ME CRYING

why say "ok boomer" when you could say "ok bootlicker" and target capitalist shills of all ages with a single phrase

My kink: not having to set alarm for the next morning