What calms a 26 year Old down

this is why you shouldn't put olive oil in your pasta water

DAAaHRLINg,

Best thing about Black Panther and Wakanda Forever is knowing none of those characters would ever date a white person

i actually find this really funny because if i’m not mistaken this is supposed to be a can of A&W root beer, and Japan HATES root beer Apparently it’s a thing in Japan, it’s like black licorice to them, no one likes it. medicine for kids has ingredients that make it taste kind of like what root beer tastes like so whenever they get root beer it tastes like medicine pretending to be a soda to them so it’s like giving an american a huge bag of black jelly beans and labeling it “Why would you put these death nuggets in your body you ridiculous lout”

*packs bags and heads to Japan to chug root beer as a street performance*

ain’t that the giant Alaskan bull worm spongebob warned us about