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very much in love with this song, i've been singing it to self-soothe since it first went up. i love this version with the added instruments, but the original demo is by EmHaHee, here. the artist also has a Tumblr: @emhahee

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byteofsoup

It's my birthday so you all have to look at my gooby. She's 6 months old

byteofsoup

Her power continues to grow

littleguysdaily

This was a Patreon Request

hppjmxrgosg

proud victim of the tumblr accent. it's fading out of public consciousness as the tik tok accent takes precedence; a linguistic evolution that makes the tumblr accent 85% funnier to unsuspecting civilians. it's like releasing a disease on a non-inoculated population. coughing baby versus hydrogen bomb.

#corollary: I say things I think will be super funny and there are crickets #I'll be excited to drop a joke reference and I swear the customers and the machines everything pauses for two seconds #so that I may bask in the awkward “....?” blank stare response #like I see that one didn't break containment. noted and seeing myself out

xalatath

I have never, and will never, use "ofc" to mean "of fucking course". It literally stands for OF Course...

#consider. the use frequency of the two phrases #which one has earned a shorthand #and which one conveys better + is funnier by spelling it out #I rest my case

nicostiel

Glass Onion Parallels (insp)

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flutterbvnny

i get so confused when social interactions r still hard for me like u mean i studied and observed for nothing??? ok sounds fake

chronictranssexuality

"you don't owe anyone anything" You are a tar pit. Speak for yourself. I personally owe the cafe employees my dishes put away and my friends a listening ear and small scared insects a cup and a gentle trip outside. Hyperindividualism is a rancid infection borne of capitalism and willfully misinterpreted therapyspeak and I will defy it by continuing to be kind regardless of whether or not it benefits me personally

eepykeepy

true story

geniusbee

these are getting weird

haridraws

tiny 2cm drawings in my sketchbook

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janmisali

oh I know how to make a poll's results look like the letter E watch this

what is the rightmost digit of the number of responses this poll has right now? (it should be visible before you vote.)

0, 1, or 2

3

4 or 5

6

7, 8, or 9

Remaining time: 4 days 13 hours

rederiswrites

Just watched Adam Conover (of Adam Ruins Everything) make such a solid point that I think we should spread far and wide. Yes, having AI write your emails is lazy, sure, but people love being lazy. We need to really emphasize that sending AI emails (or using AI responses on social media, or publishing AI flyers, or or or) is rude.

It's rude. You're making someone take their time to read something you couldn't bother to write. You're telling them they were so unimportant you couldn't be bothered to actually take the time to say something yourself. And frankly, you're lying about it while you're at it.

It's rude.

confusionofconfusions-deactivat

Boris won’t stop annoying me for dinner even though dinner is in 40 minutes so I’m trying to teach Boris when to expect dinner using base-bean

confusionofconfusions-deactivat

sulking

myjetpack

My latest Guardian Books cartoon.

p.s. I’m on a German book tour: come and see me in Berlin (mon), Frankfurt (tue), or Munich (wed). Details at www.tomgauld.com

#me: oh I love having copies of all my favorite books bc I can lend them to people I love and get them obsessed too #me actually contemplating entrusting the physical form of a favorite book to another human: *shudders*#I lent The Emperor's Soul to a roommate years ago #they had it for ages. it's a novella.#when I finally was like heyyy did you read that yet?#they were like oh haha let me go grab it for ya!#and then handed me back a book that had doubled in thickness from getting wet at some point and drying wavy #made no sign of awareness that this was not the original condition of the book. like if they'd have been like my bag got rained on sorry :/#I'd be like it happens #nope. my heart shrank three sizes that day

smoothjazzdigit

Have you guys seen that clip

Go off Kermit

juliathefacesofevil

we're just normal men

oddjoblin

Why the heck is this dude trying to confirm if the frog puppet is hetrosexual???

karnalesbian

assessing the situation before he shoots his shot

defilerwyrm

Happy Pride to Kermit the Frog, questioning king

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