Translation:
UNINTELLIGIBLE, that I'm telling you.
It's not easy birthing a child... It's not easy.
What are you going to do with your children? What will you give them?
Where is your husband?
$LAYYYTER

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Translation:
UNINTELLIGIBLE, that I'm telling you.
It's not easy birthing a child... It's not easy.
What are you going to do with your children? What will you give them?
Where is your husband?

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god i fucking love venn diagrams
the unholy trinity of piss-poor caretakers, tag yourself:
tomboy, meaning "this child is clearly queer but let's hope it goes away"
sensitive, meaning "clearly neurodivergent and often distressed but let's keep going until they grow numb"
mature, meaning "traumatized but let's ignore that"
quiet, meaning "has been yelled at or ignored a few too many times and now considers all attempts at communicating with others to be pointless"
self-sufficient, meaning "next to zero trust in parental figures' ability in various aspects of parenting"
lazy, meaning "depressed, but expected to preform tasks or actions without positive support or knowledge of how to do things"
precocious, meaning valued for their beauty alone and inappropriately sexualized.
obnoxious, meaning desperately trying to be heard and paid attention to. possibly ADHD.
mommy's helper, meaning effeminate son either by birth or forced upon cuz mom didn't have a daughter. regardless of circumstance, would probably like to play soccer with neighborhood kids.
Viktoria Apanasenko (Miss Ukraine) for the 71st Miss Universe (2023)
there's a cosplay category along with evening gown and talent?

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There are two many levels to this joke and I wanted awareness of neither of them
I hate this so you all have to suffer with me
Can we just get this instead of Velma?
i think one of my fave shark facts is this thing that some species of sharks do where they sorta peek their heads out of the water to see whats above the surface…..its called spyhopping and great white sharks do it all the time
This gave me so much serotonin for some reason.
They look like they forgot they can breathe underwater and think they’re drowning
#dont they reckon they learned this from whales?#bc whales have been doing this for as long as weve been observing them but sharks have only started doing it in the last decade or so#OH HEY THAT REMINDS ME#ON THE TOPIC OF SHARKS LEARNING THINGS FROM OTHER SPECIES#theres a pod of orcas that have recently started hunting sharks off the coast of south africa#started with one orca with a collapsed dorsal who reportedly HATES sharks and was the only orca on record to hunt them routinely#WELL#he taught his buddies and now theres a whole pod that hunt them#and the sharks (who arent used to being predated by anything) USED THE SAME EVASION TECHNIQUES THAT THEIR OWN PREY USE WITH THEM#so seals and turtles and etc will try to evade a GWS by swimming in a tight circle and keeping the shark in their line of sight#the GW has a larger turning circle than the prey so if the turtle/seal/whatever is able to got into the right position then they can evade#the shark. well the orcas started hunting the sharks and the sharks TRIED EMPLOYING THE SAME TACTIC THAT THEIR PREY USES#this is huge in terms of lateral learning bc its not as though the sharks have an instinctive orca evasion technique bc if they did it#would be something different. given that sharks are solitary hunters but orcas are pack hunters and the smaller turning circle method#will only work with a solitary hunter and definitely HAS NOT worked when applied to pack hunters. BUT THIS MEANS!! that the sharks are#intelligent enough to recall the behaviour of their own prey’s successful evasion techniques AND TO THEN MIMIC IT THEMSELVES.#incredible!!!!!!! but yeah as stated it very much only works against solitary animals so the sharks that employed it did not get away and#the orcas have killed a handful of GWs and literally all the other sharks have fled the area entirely - like - there’s not a single#one to be found and the ones with tracking devices show them getting the fuck out of dodge and of course this is having a big negative#impact on the local economy which runs largely on shark tourism. but yeah like the facinating thing here is that an adult orca has taught#fellow adult orcas how to hunt sharks AND the sharks have tried to employ evasion techniques that they have known to work in the past#its two instances of lateral learning and ONE OF THEM IS CROSS SPECIES LATERAL LEARNING#its amazing!??!? (via @bundibird)
ok you can not just leave all of this in the tags this is fascinating
can’t leave these out either #hold the fuck up what#this reminds me of how octopuses are said to be engaging in submarine warfare like..#there’s some geopolitical shit going on in the water and we don’t even know !!!#the anti-sharks orca party has successfully made their area unsafe for sharks for the first time in known sharkstory !#crazy shit !!#aquatic life
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he's a Sad Grey Child

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Rainbow iridescent pileus clouds filmed in Haikou, China, 08.23.2022
Photography: Iran - Kashan. Inside the traditional Abbāsi House (late 18th century). Photographer: Nicolas Boyer
A genie grants three wishes to an old lady.
She says, “I want to be young again.”
*poof*
She’s young again.
“I want my little house to be turned into a beautiful mansion.”
*poof*
She’s now living in a beautiful mansion.
“I want my cat to be turned into a handsome young man!”
*poof*
Her cat is now a handsome young man.
“Oh cat, all my fantasies have come true! Take me in your arms, take me upstairs and make mad, passionate love to me!”
The cat says, “Oh darlin’, you should’ve thought about that a long time ago, before you had me fixed.”
Afternoon dress ca. 1910
From Tessier-Sarou
Chloë Sevigny photographed by Indiana for V Magazine, Winter 2022

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Losing it that this still says Five Guys
omg this is crazy!!!!!