disgusting clumsy Lizards

Sorry for the mental illness... can we still be mutuals?

dr who is so crazy imagine your species goes extinct except for two theater kids who call themselves The Orthodontist and the Administrator and they just go around causing problems and destroying your entire culture's reputation

i have seen this post on my dash 7 times now and every time i think more loudly, 'this is what Batman villain The Penguin's dialogue sounds like when they let him be fun to watch.'

i wish every cat a kiss on the forehead btw

The phrase “out of state realtor company” should fill you with rage and hatred

Can someone explain plz

TLDR companies are buying up what people consider “starting homes” with cash for quick buys, flipping them, then jacking up the price to make it impossible for first time home buyers to get a decent house. This is done across the country by companies usually located in California or New York. I personally think it should be illegal to do that but whatever.

You're right that does fill me with rage and hatred

Welcome to the team

“realtor company” should fill you with rage and hatred

idk what 14 year old needs to hear this but that 18+ year old does not love you

idk what 18 year old needs to hear this but that 25+ year old does not love you

Idk what 25- year old needs to hear this but Leonardo Di Carprio does not love you

never forget the elijah wood wigs interview

Happy Do You Wear Wigs Wednesday

I was on the subway today, and when the train got delayed, this little kid was like, “fuck,” and a literal chorus of grown-ups went: “HEY.”

let him say fuck

I was at a crossing once and a kid’s dad said ‘and we have to wait for the green man’ and the 30 people on this crossing all stood waiting for the green man just to prove to this kid that that’s what you do. I’ve never seen anyone wait for the green man on this crossing before you just go when its clear. But Everyone Waited. 

Corollary to “it takes a village” is that you’re gonna get a village whether you ask for it or not.

i love every cat in the entire world. every cat on the planet.