Peter Griffin

deltarune tomorrow amiright guys?

Freakin' sweet!!

going over to my minimalist girlfriend’s house and she apologizes profusely for the mess and there’s just a single perfect, fresh pea on the floor of her living room

Blue Lois

can i help you

Red Marge

jesus christ. I Am Under Fucking Attack

World Heritage Post

i deserve a medal for this post. not because i was particularly funny but because i survived an onslaught of nearly one hundred gimmick blogs in the wake of this post popping off, and the fact that i didn’t try to track any of them down and snuff them out with my bare hands is a testament to my immeasurable strength and should be rewarded. at one point i had “the official letter h” add on to this post. you wanna know that blog’s gimmick? the really funny and original and worthwhile gimmick the official letter h blog had? yep you guessed it they just gave me the god damned letter H and then fucked off. only jesus knows the suffering i endured over that harsh winter, and he wept for me

Holy crap! This is crazier than that time I went to Waffle House!

moots we have a job to do

to my moots as well

kaboom

yo

UwU

Helo eberyone hi :D

again and again...

hey guys!

can we use this to share reaction images :3

YESSSSS

Hi guys

ok

Hey Lois!

peter

one more day til the stop sign

Everyone get up it’s stop sign day

Stop sign day

STOP SIGN DAY

Official stop sign day

Official stop sign day

Official stop sign day

holy cow its dwade /jj

ITS DWADE-/j/silly

Holy crap, Lois! It's Diamond With A Dot Emoji from Object Unicode! Freakin' sweet! Nyehehehe!

the fuck is john

it's unlisted and in a playlist titled "old"

Heya! Peter here to tell you that John is back up and running, and therefore public on the Xenonsense YouTube channel! Nyehehehehe!

Every single odd number has an “e” in it.

LISTEN-

Not all of them. 30 and 50 aren’t spelled with the letter e in it …

father god 

…if you can split a number in half evenly, it’s even. 30 and 50 are odd.

25+25 = 30? You sure about that??

Lord have mercy….

Bye

3 days into 2018 smh

LMAOOOOOOO

It keeps getting worse.

LMAOOO WHAT IS GOING ON

My head hurts…

This is why that Tumblr University shit was the dumbest idea ever just look at this

who failed yall?

IM SCREAMING

You whole ass forgot about eight - a number with an e and is pretty fucking even

3 days until 2019 and we’re still here

happy New year’s eve

I’m going to bring this flaming dumpster into 2019 so future generations can see what a mistake Tumblr was

Er, guys two is odd and doesn’t have an e. Just saying…

did you deadass just try to tell me two is odd? i’m fucking crying throw the whole website away

Reblogging for the last one😂

The one thing I notice is that no matter how much you want to throw this site away, you just can’t.

TWO IS ODD?!?! PFFFTT I’M SCREAMING

Wait what about zero that’s an odd number ,no?

ok but hear me out fifty and thirty make up for the fact they have no e by the way they are pronounces third-E fifth-E

bro why do 30 and 50 matter THEY’RE FUCKING EVEN

what the actual fuck is happening

1 is an even number

I’m gonna smack you

-30 and -50 have an e in them

Wait why are we so quick to throw away the Zero idea

Zero isn’t a number

It can’t be divided by two though, can it

It can??? 0/2=0??

OD numbers huh?

Anything that ends with a 0,2,4,6,8 is even and the rest is odd (1,3,7,9) stop freaking out y’all

YOU FORGOT 5

DUDE WHAT ABOUT FOUR

What about it?????

THAT DOESN’T HAVE E IN IT

THAT’S BECAUSE IT’S EVEN?????

A R E Y O U G U Y S O K A Y

21 days away from 2020, folks.

The big 26 mf

pretty much halfway through 2026 rn

Hey, Lois! You forgot Seventy Four!

By The Way i recently learned "be there or be square" means "join in or experience fomo [fear of missing out]" so that's neat

Square also can mean old fashioned, cowardly, or just sorta not open to new ideas, so that's something too.

square is a shape with 4 equilateral sides

what exactly uh- do i have to do with this?

Bartering!

... what?! why?! :(

No Injury To You Of Course!

no what do you mean bartering??? am i going to be put on missions??

Hey, Lois! I'm confused too! Nyehehehehe!

Internet hugs for anyone else out there dealing with burn out or other mental and/or physical issues that make it hard to interact right now

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who's there

poppin play kitchen. ouhhh

poppy playtime

can you actually Not make the next one shorter this is peak

I haven't seen this series before but is the green one speaking in Times New Bastard?

yes✨✨✨✨✨

Freakin' sweet!

That's right! The one and only!

can you actually Not make the next one shorter this is peak

I haven't seen this series before but is the green one speaking in Times New Bastard?

yes✨✨✨✨✨

Freakin' sweet!

daily reminder: fuck ice. fuck ice agents. fuck trump. and fuck you if you support them.