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$LAYYYTER
Product Placement
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2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year
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JBB: An Artblog!
NASA
Love Begins
oozey mess
cherry valley forever
we're not kids anymore.
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@shitronic
Okay actual pinned post this time 'round
sup. Names shitronic (also known as "Shittronic, SHITtronic EcT ECT")
i post for myself but duegwyuwjwjwh ehhw jesus christ making an actual post for once is borin' as FCUK screw this shit am out to anif glue or whatever idfk mann i tired
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i lowkey ship tumblr ♠ twitter now
the twitter users are coming QUICK post twitblr yaoi
I have never made art faster in my life
it’s because they’re divorced
Man this goes hard feel free to screenshot 💔😰💔💔😰
The mods are asleep, post Tumblr x Twitter art
Okay okay but this is fascinating because it's such a visceral example of how mythology works.
Most characters in mythologies are personifications of concepts, or embody some natural phenomenon - like the story of Hades and Persephone is there to explain why the seasons change, Persephone being spring, Demeter - summer, and the absence of them both resulting in death (Hade's domain) and winter, and so we can't have Persephone stay in underworld all year round or have Demeter steal her back to earth permanently, otherwise they myth would lose its core function.
Interpreting the myth without the lense of the natural phenomena that it explains would make it lose an integral part of itself, and therefore make the plot and characters seem strange or unnatural. Why does Demeter hate Hades so much, seeing how so many mothers are okay with Zeus doing atrocious things to their offspring just because he's Zeus? Does Persephone actually want to stay or not? What's with the bizarre arrangement?
Most modern interpretations strip myths of their natural contexts, making them character-driven instead of phenomena-driven, which just makes them land differently - they can still be fine stories, just not myths, not is the traditional sense.
And now we get to this beauty. This is absolutely a myth, the most classical kind. The relationship between characters, who are personifications of objects, phenomena or concepts (in this case, online platforms) used as an intuitively understood metaphor for an event (the demise of Twitter and the Tumblr userbase being unwilling to accept Twitter's userbase).
It's a story that can work as a so-called "explanation myths". We have seasons because Persephone spends half a yesterday underworld and half a year with her mother. We don't like Twitter because the Twitter God and Tumblr God broke up. Ladies and gents and other assorted respectables, we here are witnessing the creation of a perfect modern myth.
why is this post completely broken in every way imaginable
Broken notes… deactivated account… removed image….
Finally, we have them all.
In addition: OP’s name is just… gone. No “[insert username]-deactivated[insert a bunch of numbers]” as is the standard for deactivated blogs.
Just the world “deactivated.” Look upon their post, ye mighty, and despair.
It’ll be almost impossible to find this post unless it wanders across your dash.
It wandered across mine. I shall help it travel forward.
this is not a place of honor
Oh hey post of Ozymandius, good to see you again standing on your feet in a desert where no one remembers you
didn't i already reblog thiz post? well might as well
Happy Pride month! 🌈
why is this post completely broken in every way imaginable
Broken notes… deactivated account… removed image….
Finally, we have them all.
In addition: OP’s name is just… gone. No “[insert username]-deactivated[insert a bunch of numbers]” as is the standard for deactivated blogs.
Just the world “deactivated.” Look upon their post, ye mighty, and despair.
It’ll be almost impossible to find this post unless it wanders across your dash.
It wandered across mine. I shall help it travel forward.
this is not a place of honor
Oh hey post of Ozymandius, good to see you again standing on your feet in a desert where no one remembers you
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got my headphones connected to mah phone and my other headphones connected to mah laptop and both are playing 5+ hours conspiracy theory breakdowns. this is life
thought of a mewgenics hood au with the minibosses but then again isnt the alleyway already a hood in itself …
the only way to make boon county worse is giving everyone permanent madness and enough guns to make the USA military green with envy
‘girl blogger’ ‘boy blogger’ YOURE ALL BLOGGERS THATS THE WHOLE FUCKING POINT OF TUMBLR IS TO BLOG
ama chud blogger and i'm reblogering tihs post soo good
Names that are normal for old people but weird when you're a baby:
Bartholomew
Dolores
Norman
Harold
Magnolia
Names that are normal for babies but weird when you're old:
Maddison
Tanner
Skylar
Mckenzie
Logan
Names that are normal for old people and normal for babies:
Elizabeth
Mary
Michael
Finnegan
Peter
Names that are weird when you're a baby and weird when you're old:
Radish
Kerosene
Australopithecus
Anthill
Hedgemony
Names that are weird when you're normal:
Balthazar
Romulus
Clandestia
Persephone
Kremular
Names that are normal when you're weird:
Al
Names taht are normal when you're normal:
• Steven
• Kate
• John
Every single odd number has an “e” in it.
LISTEN-
Not all of them. 30 and 50 aren’t spelled with the letter e in it …
father god
…if you can split a number in half evenly, it’s even. 30 and 50 are odd.
-_-’
(15+15=30
25+25=30)
25+25 = 30? You sure about that??
Lord have mercy….
Bye
3 days into 2018 smh
LMAOOOOOOO
One
Three
Five
Nine
And since everything else after that is a variant of these numbers, then all odds have the letter ‘E’.
🗣YOU FORGOT SEVEN!!
It keeps getting worse.
LMAOOO WHAT IS GOING ON
My head hurts…
This is why that Tumblr University shit was the dumbest idea ever just look at this
who failed yall?
IM SCREAMING
You whole ass forgot about eight - a number with an e and is pretty fucking even
why would 8 be brought up if it’s EVEN in a post about ODDS??????? the post said “every single ODD number has an ‘e’ in it” not “every single number with an ‘e’ is odd” what the fuck
3 days until 2019 and we’re still here
happy New year’s eve
I’m going to bring this flaming dumpster into 2019 so future generations can see what a mistake Tumblr was
Er, guys two is odd and doesn’t have an e. Just saying…
did you deadass just try to tell me two is odd? i’m fucking crying throw the whole website away
Reblogging for the last one😂
The one thing I notice is that no matter how much you want to throw this site away, you just can’t.
TWO IS ODD?!?! PFFFTT I’M SCREAMING
Wait what about zero that’s an odd number ,no?
ok but hear me out fifty and thirty make up for the fact they have no e by the way they are pronounces third-E fifth-E
bro why do 30 and 50 matter THEY’RE FUCKING EVEN
what the actual fuck is happening
1 is an even number
I’m gonna smack you
-30 and -50 have an e in them
Wait why are we so quick to throw away the Zero idea
Zero isn’t a number
It can’t be divided by two though, can it
It can??? 0/2=0??
OD NUMBERS
onE
thrEE
fivE
sEvEn
ninE
OD numbers huh?
Anything that ends with a 0,2,4,6,8 is even and the rest is odd (1,3,7,9) stop freaking out y’all
YOU FORGOT 5
DUDE WHAT ABOUT FOUR
What about it?????
THAT DOESN’T HAVE E IN IT
THAT’S BECAUSE IT’S EVEN?????
A R E Y O U G U Y S O K A Y
21 days away from 2020, folks.
The big 26 mf
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edit because i wasnt clear enough on the original post (100% my fault) but "seriously..?" isnt supposed to be the im bald/vanilla extract option it's meant to be an euphemistic/judgemental reference to the boss of Das Füture. Sorry to everyone who voted for that without knowing
sexiest act 3 boss no nuance
Spewer
Stacy
Lord Bunga
seriously..?
Dreadnoughtus
The Mother
[WHOLE GAME SPOILERS]
There is 21,4% for seriously? Not sure to lugh or cry
why not both?
In the club
I think I’m literally never gonna be sick of this masterpiece. I think watching it on a loop for eight hours could fix me. Dancing’s what clears my soul. Dancing’s what makes me whole.
I just love that this very video is an accumulation of thousands of years worth of art made by people who have never met each other. The concept of this video was so completely unfathomable to every single artist who made the sculptures and yet they’ve all put something toward the creation of it.
I haven’t drawn since the first apocalypse maybe i should pick up drawing again would you guys wanna see that
an oversight has been made this is going to take longer than I thought
How the fuck am I supposed to hold a pencil
FUUUUUCK dude i had some drawings in my apartment and a few maps I made but they all got destroyed in the second blast
these are really blurry
For drawing with nub fingers. it looks pretty good
please.
when this image is completely unrecognizable i will get this on a t-shirt
@i-make-images-moldy
tumblr reinvents "expand dong"
@thisdastampdoesnotexist
I love the part where someone obscures the middle, then someone else goes back and excavates the more higher resolution version without that shenanigan, yet absorbs some element of it dutifully
Another chip in the Boss Baby's chocolate cookie
Hey kinda dumb but my username is unknownfiyingtable and not unknownflyingtable (thats my old acc) :3
oh whoops misspelled it lmao :>
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Does anyone know any male characters I can cosplay as a 5'3" guy?
Here are my ideas so far:
Canon-height Wolverine
A scaled-down version of a character that other cosplayers can stand next to so they look taller
A child of some sort
Two VERY small characters in a trench coat
An oversexualized female character with obviously fake tooters
A background Star Wars alien
????
A different guy. Like a costume of somebody else who is not in costume
Banana
10. Doorbell Chud
your art style look like manga :)
go fuck yourself anon. genuinely go fuck yourself /s
anon can't even troll properly [*]
