Stained, Burnt, and Covered In Worms

I dropped an entire 50ml flask of ethanol on myself and now it looks like I peed myself 😭😭😭

It dried almost instantly Nevermind

I am once again begging and pleading to people who don't like evil people in their shows to stop watching the everybody is evil show

lestat said kill yourself and armand made one of his bandmates jump in front of a train. lestat made fun of armand's sexual performance and past as a child sex slave and armand helped his boyfriend leak a video of lestat having sex with his own mother. you go low he goes to hell hall of fame

got tested for the sleepytired and it came back positive

*producer about to make one of the worst seasons of television ever put to screen* surely writing purely in reaction to what the fans are saying on twitter will work out great for us this time

I don't think every character ever needs to be shipped with someone maybe they just need to be shipped in some sort of box alone to a location

I put a belt buckle on the floor next to my bed, that way I can step on it and hurt my foot when I forget it’s there.

*street shot of zohran mamdani clad in nasty lil suit and hard hat* five months ago i was elected mayor of new york city. in that time, we have managed to COMPLETELY defeat the Staten Island Minotaur at no additional cost to the new york taxpayer

having a multi year long character obsession becomes like a abstract thought experiment at some point

lethargic bat on your porch in the daytime? pet that beast!!!!

waiiit i forgot to be angry. ok im angry again

ok im in the guilt part of the spiral now ill keep you updated

now its time to be scared