wake up, young lovers

never forget what's really important: approval from pervert women on the internet

I dropped an entire 50ml flask of ethanol on myself and now it looks like I peed myself 😭😭😭

It dried almost instantly Nevermind

i was the on set food supervisor on the vampire lestat and my job was to put estrogen in everyones lunch like a dogs pill wrapped in ham. yeah just got the call i did so well they want me back and are giving me a raise

My one boring tip to anyone in their 20s is to resist the temptation to rot in your room every time you get a free moment. Dismiss any neuroses you have about going outside and "being perceived". Be a dictator about it, plan your hangouts like they are binding commitments. No excuses! Go to the bar with your friends. Be kinda hungover at work. Socializing is like exercise; even if you don't feel like you want to, you should still do it because it's good for you.

waiiit i forgot to be angry. ok im angry again

ok im in the guilt part of the spiral now ill keep you updated

now its time to be scared

having a multi year long character obsession becomes like a abstract thought experiment at some point