the observation of trifles

i’ll never love anyone like i love you

i always forget that vampires do exist in the harry potter universe and its like?? voldemort i thought u wanted to be immortal why fuck with horcruxes u couldve just been a vampire??

my theory is that voldemort just really really likes garlic

i know this is a joke post but u can kill a vampire with a wooden stake which is a thing that most wizards have on them at all times

all I feel like doing is kissing and being kissed and not having anything to think about for a little while

teacher: here’s ur topic me: oh jeez i hate that topic teacher: pick your own topic me: oh jeez im not a decision maker

what doesn’t kill you makes you weird at parties

Oh my.

apparently modern medieval scholars have no solid idea why there’s so many old paintings of knights fighting snails.  Like that wasn’t just one weird painting there’s hundreds of those.  

the firste meyme

I’m not saying humanity defeated an invasion of snail aliens in the Middle Ages but hold on wait that’s EXACTLY what I’m saying