first in friendship

I am extremely healthy.

Parks and Recreation S07E11 | I’m getting ready to go on a big trip…to space.

★ MAKE ME CHOOSE ★ Anon asked: Andy/April or Kelly/Ryan “Ooooh, babe, you had a crush on me? That’s embarrassing.” “We’re married.” “Still.”

Bye bye Li'l Sebastian Miss you in the saddest fashion Bye bye Li'l Sebastian You’re 5000 candles in the wind

AMY POEHLER AND RASHIDA JONES TAKE A LIE DETECTOR TEST 

I do love you. That’s what, you know, makes the sauce so awesome.

You know what’s funny about Ann? She’s my best friend. And anyone who’d hurt her is someone I would murder, probably.

parks and recreation — season 4, ep. 4

My friend Leslie Knope asked me if I would read this message.

Leslie, don’t spend all your time looking after other people. Look after yourself once in a while.