sopping wet

i step out onto stage clad in full corpse paint and death metal regalia and start playing the most middle-of-the-road soft rock you've heard since 1974

crossfaded on a pastry + a little drinky drink

i dont know what love island is but from what ive heard its like danganronpa for people that use snapchat

people r afraid to say it but this is dope

reblog to harvest prev for their dollmeat

It is really fucked up that we all call her milktwink. Known only for the challenges she fails to overcome. It's like if Icarus was known solely as sunboy, or Medusa as mirror lady. But then, perhaps it's aspirational? She never gives up on trying to lift the milk even as it brings her stress and she cries for help. We can all hope one day she lifts the milk all on her own, with the triumph of someone bringing a truly heavy burden to the crest of a hill. Too bad they never made a Greek myth about that