hmm..

they should invent drawing for people with closed eyes and in bed

not lying i actually enjoy boring "relatable" jokes sometimes idc what anyone says its soooo so so so cool to understand each other and have things in common it makes me feel so normal

like im a really normal guy at heart. can you hear me? im a normal guy. please

power beam

power beam

FUCKKKKK

dating profile tip: instead of saying you like Netflix talk about how you love to send files across the globe using megaupload

I had a dream that Pepsi released a candy called “Pepsi Particles” that were caviar sized, spherical pepsi logos that fizzed in your mouth. The packaging was a blue and silver pouch with a pepsi logo surrounded with rings like an atom, there were crystal pepsi and pepsi blue flavors as well. I can’t stop thinking about them.

Bitches wanna buy their boyfriends the latest consoles but when was the last time he CONSOLED you? ps 5 years ago

bugs love to fight 1000 wars every day

My goal is to chill as hard as possible. Then die in an explosion

Passionate about little baby potatoes baked with garlic, butter, rosemary, and sea salt