there's a joke here somewhere and it's on me

LOVE IS THE WHOLE POINT. OF IT ALL

Tell me more about life 17 year old on the internet

ok die alone then idc

we don't hate J.J. Abrams enough

we should learn to speak in a language that rich people who don't dream can't comprehend

"we detected a mature post" yeah I'm in my 30s

All ten of my followers are actually hostages I have tied up in an abandoned grain silo & am monologuing to

this is great i'm gonna get a good grade in hostage

i’m going to be really honest with you guys i think the tendency to read the absolute worst possible intentions into every action you don’t agree with is getting too automatic and it’s eating you from the inside out

@victoriansecret I found your friend!!!

I'm gonna say it, I do think that even the laziest person imaginable should have a roof over their head, food in their stomach, and access to healthcare

“my father is a boy and my mother is a girl so i’m mixed” is the funniest possible response to someone asking your gender and it came from 6’5 Viking footballer and notable weird little guy Erling Haaland on a Snapchat

im realizing very fast that people do not in fact know that sometimes things in stories suck on purpose and it sucking is the point

goo goo dolls if they were in dune: and i don’t want the worm to see me

it’s not ‘talking to myself’ it’s called a soliloquy you fuck

there's art inside me trying to get out

academic dishonesty is not something you can spin as moral lol i do not want to share a career field let alone a social sphere with a bunch of chatgpt using ass bitches

"you're just scared your diploma is going to devalue" i'm afraid you dumb bitches are going to become my colleagues and drag social services to hell

"The assumption that academic dishonesty is okay is rooted in the idea that what you're learning to do doesn't matter."