God-is-most-definitelly-gay

"First, He Was Home Alone, Now, He's Lost In New York."

Emma:

Livvy:

Ty:

Kit:

Dru:

Cristina:

Julian:

Mark:

Kieran:

Was it worth it? Absolutely. So, I have decided to share some things he said/did during his read that made me chuckle.

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Him: Ari has a bigger gay vibe than Dante.

Me: What, why?

Him: He literally said he feels different when he hangs out with Dante, like COME ON, that's the biggest gay vibe ever!

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Him: How is "Chloe" a nickname for "Scholedad"?

Me: It's "Soledad".

Him: No, I'm pretty sure it's "Scholedad".

*proceeds to say "Scholedad" every time Dante's mum appears in the book*

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Why is Dante's family so touchy? This book is so weird...

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"That finger had touched my mother in tender ways..."

WHY IS THAT THE THING THAT COMES TO YOUR MIND WHEN YOU SEE YOUR DAD'S FINGER ARI?!

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Why are they always repeating after each other?

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"...he didn't like wearing shoes." What?

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*reads the book in a heavy Russian accent*

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Stop repeating that! Please!

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I have... *checks page number*... way too many pages left...

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"Dante looked at me. I looked back at him."

What the f- Wow, honestly... same.

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*reads the book in a crappy Italian accent*

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Mom: You really have to put that book down and go study.

Him: But mom, I'm vibing!

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Me: *takes the book*

Him: Nope, give it back, I HAVE to finish it.

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Yesterday I was at page 50... now I am at page 259... What have you done to me?

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*reads the book in a French accent*

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Him: Is Dante bi?

Me: No, he's gay.

Him: Oh, yeah, sorry, I'm dumb.

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Daaaaanteeeee isssss....gaaayyyyy...

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*while reading the last two pages* Him: Wow, this is... wow... I need to take a break...

Me: But you only have like... a page and a half left?

Him: No you don't understand *motions at his teared up eyes* I NEED to take a break!

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Rewatching the first Kung-Fu Panda movie after knowing what happens in 2 and 3 adds a whole new dimension to The way Oogway interacts with Po. Especially when they first meet in the Dragon Warrior selection scene.

Oogway points at Po, smiles, and says “how interesting”.

Upon watching this without 2 and 3, you think oh this wasn’t his intention but the universe had other ideas. He doesn’t believe in accidents, so the guy who just fell out of the sky directly in front of his pointer finger must be the true Dragon Warrior. Oogway finds this interesting because the selection wasn’t conventional, it just sort of happened.

After watching 2 and 3, his line gets so many new layers stacked on top of it. Now you’re like oh my gosh. It’s a PANDA. They taught him how to harness chi! They taught him SO MUCH about kung-fu and the balance of the universe. In this world, Pandas are naturally connected to chi kind of like how Jedi are more Force-sensitive than normal people in Star Wars. Everyone thought they were wiped out after Lord Shen attacked the panda village a couple decades ago. Po is the only panda anyone has ever seen. And Oogway most likely never even knew Po was in the village down below since he stays up in the Jade Palace. He’s gone several decades without even seeing a panda and for those last couple decades thought they were completely wiped out.

And then boom. Right when he’s choosing the Dragon Warrior, here lands a panda. Right in front of his finger.

supernatural

shadowhunters

dctv

marvel

skam

rick riordan’s books

leigh bardugo’s books

reading

movies from the 00s

harry potter

the vampire diaries + the originals

fantasy/supernatural shit

All For The Game

also rainbow rowell’s books even though i’ve only read 2 of them

chilling adventures of sabrina

I NEED MORE MUTUALS WHO LOVE THE SAME SHIT I DO

like/reblog and maybe message me if you like the stuff i mentioned above :DDDD

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also

the 100

panic! at the disco

sigrid

dodie

Push your shoes off with your toes or with the tip of your shoe, most likely. Props for drama if you yank your converse or your vans or your boots off like a soldier in a scyfi drama, but otherwise, you’re “toeing your shoes off”

Humans are much better at dissecting scents than we give ourselves credit for. If you sit there long enough, you could dissect how your friend smells. I smell like “old, beat up cars, the sour citrus he isn’t supposed to have, and something musty and natural and unique to him that clings to all of his clothes.” In order that’s old flannel, three day old hair mousse, and fish tank water. Smells like cigarettes and oils cling to your clothes, stuff like fishtanks and the food in your kitchen seeps into your belongings. Don’t feel bad about describing scents, people carry our houses with us everywhere. 

Have you ever pet someone else’s hair? That’s “carding your fingers through.” That’s it. It’s the same thing.

Ever walked around barefoot? Its three am and you’re trying to make Dark Lunch? You’ve padded around. You signal to other people nonverbally whether its coughing or sighing that you’re there so that you don’t scare them. 

Smirking is a thing most of us do with our face. Grinning, looking cheeky, and raising our eyebrows are also all things your face does. Sorry :/

You might not get this if you’re a straight girl whose never had sex, but sometimes that little strip of skin between ya shirt and ya hips? The mouth can go there. That’s an intimate place to touch and its a vulnerable place to be exposed. Overused maybe, but a valid way to show a shift in the situation. 

We all sigh!! Are some of y’all really saying that sighing isn’t a thing you do ten thousand times a week?? You don’t sigh when someone says something stupid as shit?? You don’t sigh when you gotta get up?? 

SAID IS A VALID WORD

Everything on your face casts shadows, I’m sorry you have weak eyelashes, or that somehow your brows are flat with your eyeballs

People laugh silently! I’m sorry you’ve never laughed that hard!! People giggle! People snort! People double over and move and flail! Have you ever fucking laughed?

For that matter how do y’all not blush and can you teach me

I’d also like to say sorry if: your heart has never skipped a beat reading something terrible, or when you saw someone you liked even platonically, or if you’ve never been so surprised all you could do was blink, that you never looked at someone like you loved them, and that you somehow never fucking show any emotion in your voice or your posture at all

Websites for Critique:

Authonomy It’s been a while since I used this website in particular, but it’s useful for helpful critique and to get your original works out there. If your book get on the top five list at the end of the month Harper Collins will read it for possible publication.

Teen Ink

Figment

Fiction Press

ReviewFuse

and of course… Tumblr

Other Websites:

Write or Die is great if you want to give yourself a certain amount of time to write a set amount of words.

Tip of my Tongue for when you can’t remember the exact word

Character Traits Form 

Online Thesaurus where you just type in a word and you get a cluster of different words

Characters

Top 10 Questions for Creating Believable Characters

How to Create a Fictional Character

Describing Clothing and Appearance

The Difference between Ethnicity and Nationality

Describing a Voice

Characters (part 2)

How to write Funeral Directors  I’ve read quite a few fanfics where they just have funeral directors slapping clothes on a body and calling it a day. As a former funeral services major I can tell you that’s not the only thing they do.

How to write Drug Dealers

How to write Gamblers

Interview with a Hitman

Terms for royalty

Naming Characters

Behind the Name

Top Baby Names

Looking for a name that means a certain thing?

7 Rules of Picking Names

Most Common Surnames

Medical/Crime/Legal

Coma: Types, Causes, etc 

Tips for writing blood loss

Gunshot Wound Care

Examples of Hospital Forms

Common Legal Questions

The Writer’s Forensics Blog

Brain Injury Legal Guide

Types of Surgical Operations

Types of Mental Health Problems

A Day in the Life of a Mental Hospital Patient

Global Black Market Information Because where else would you find out how much money it takes to get a 16 year old girl to kill someone in Mexico?

Crime Scene Science

Examining Mob Mentality

How Street Gangs Work

Other Helpful Stuff

Poisonous Herbs and Plants

The Psychology of Color

The Meaning behind Rose color

Compare Character Heights - I personally love this site so much. 

Types of Swords

Color Symbolism

How a handgun works

Blueprints for Houses

The Six Types of Haunting Activities

The Difference Between lay and lie

10 Words You Need to Stop Misspelling

5 Easy Tips to Improve Your Writing

How to Write a Eulogy

Types of Crying

Career Masterpost

Avoiding LGBTQ Stereotypes

Tips for Writing Ghost Stories

A Spell to See Spirits

Make Graphics out of Quotes

Superstitions and More

The 12 Common Archetypes

Language of Flowers

Military Sign Language

A Visual Dictionary of Tops

Describing Tiaras

What author do you most write like? (I’ve gotten Stephenie Meyer)

12 Realistic Woman Body Shapes

Japanese honorifics

Dress Up Games  I personally like to find games that I can make my OCs with.

Azalea’s Dolls

Doll Divine x

Dress Up Games

Shidabeeda Games

Free Writing Software

Google Docs (automatically saves as you write. 100% recommend)

EverNote

OpenOffice (a free version of Microsoft Office)

Articles

25 Steps To Edit the Unmerciful Suck out of Your Story

10 Rules for Writing First Drafts

10 Things Teenage Writers Should Know About Writing

Create a Plot Outline in 8 Easy Steps

Publishing Agencies to Stay Away From

5 Ways to Make Your Novel Helplessly Addictive

Books:

On Writing: A Memoir of the Craft by Stephen King

Elmore Leonard’s 10 Rules of Writing

Chicken Soup for the Writer’s Soul

Writing Great Books for Young Adults

Inspirational Quotes: x x 

And I couldn’t find the original post for these so (pictures under the cut)