I. AM. GLAREON. Hear me roar.

It’s just me and my grandmother, right now I’m in-between jobs, and I technically have an orientation for my new one but it’s in late January. That means my bills, which are all due between the 3rd and 25th, aren’t going to be able to be taken care of. We’ve thankfully got our rent covered, but that’s the only thing right now. My health insurance, care insurance/note and water/electricity are still up in the air. All together it comes around to $325.

I know it’s a lot to ask, and I’m not expecting a miracle (even with it being the holidays) but I’d sure be appreciative if anyone had even a dollar to spare. I know times are tough, but I also have my commissions open due to us being in a tough situation. If you’d rather get something back for your trouble, I’m completely down with writing something for you in return! I can also draw a bit but that I’m a little less confident in. But I’m pretty desperate so I can give a crack at just about anything right now. I’m accepting via paypal or venmo currently.

HOW DARE.

Please share this! I can’t stress how important this is.

ask-omnipony:

I don’t really believe this mumbo jumbo

I mean it’s a goddamn hat.

Right..?

The white rose, it symbolizes the unique beauty of all the women who wish not to be with a nice guy such as myse-

I wonder if this works with other kinds of hat…

Nothing ventured, nothing gained…

WHEEEN THE MOON HITS YOUR EYE LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE THAT’S AMORREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

oh boy…….

Luckily, this nonsense doesn’t work on girls.

Observe…

And it can’t possibly work on motorcycle helmets.

I must test it.

Nothing happening so far…

What in the world?

Oh why not? This should be interesting.

Here we go!

Were all mad here in Underland!

What the hell! Never Again!

… Actually …

Alright, I gotta try this!

Can’t be that bad!

….

LOL

i wonder if it works for flower crowns?

here goes nothin-

w HAT THE

DID I JUST-

Okay Clearly something is up.

Hmm… I wonder

I’m sure nothing could possibly…

I wonder what happens when you wear 8 of these at once…

what could possibly go wrong?

eww, it smells like fuckboi

welp, down this rabbit hole we go…

nothing’s happeni-

WTF-

I wonder if this would work with a wolf hat.

May as well try it.

Please don’t be awful, please don’t be awful, please don’t b-

get wet 4 furry

This is obviously fake

Look, I’ll prove it

Y’all are just acting

Watch and learn

Whelp guess I gotta put on the hat now

Can’t be that bad, I mean what’s the worst a squid hat can do to m-

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When you live your life a monster, it’s always between you and something. Gabriel Reyes knows this well.

Sometimes, it’s between him and the enemy. A Talon goon, a sloppy spy, a too-aggressive lone wolf trying to kick Gabe’s legs out from under him either literally or figuratively. Between him and the enemy, is the point – that’s how it’s supposed to be.

He kicks, shoots, ghosts away from danger like he is already dead (maybe he is, whatever kept his heart beating sure doesn’t anymore) and lets the rest of the world fade away until there is nothing but this.

The fight, the fury, the inevitable fall.

*whistling starts*

Me: 

My loves, as much as I enjoy my regular visits at expensive spas, every now and then come these moments when nothing seems more appealing than a warm bath at home.

The past couple of days have really taken a toll on me psychologically and there’s nothing that can relax me more than spoiling myself a bit. Tomorrow morning I’m leaving fo a 3-day trip so I thought it was a great opportunity to pamper myself while preparing for this mini autumn vacation.

Tonight I’m sharing with you my super extra pampering routine (cause I’m a queen like that 👸🏼💁🏼💋)

Dry brushing is a crucial step at my every day body care and I rarely omit it. Not only does it exfoliate the skin, turning it baby soft, it also boosts blood and lymph circulation, thus aiding in the natural process of detox and fighting cellulite! Use upward motions towards your heart ❤️

After that I hope straight in the shower. First I take care of my hair, currently I’m using the new kerastase aura botanica line. I really enjoy the shampoo and the hair oil, the conditioner though isn’t sufficiently hydrating and the Essence d’Eclat is a complete waste of money! The whole line though smells really good, to me it smells exactly like the nestea peach iced tea, fresh, fruity, and just sweet enough. I find that it subtly and pleasantly lingers on the hair for quite a few days. After I shampoo I combine a fair amount of conditioner and two pumps of the hair oil in the palms of my hands and I apply the mixture from the middle down focusing on my ends. I pull my hair in a bun.

At this point I’ll clean my face. I use a balm or oil ( grapeseed oil is great for acne prone skin and the darphin rosewood cleansing balm is one of my top choices as well) to remove any makeup or impurities from the day. Then if I need to I’ll use a face scrub. (Please do not use baking soda to exfoliate your skin!!)

I begin filling the tub. I sprinkle ¼ of a cup baking soda and half a cup Himalayan pink salt while the water’s still running. Once the tub is full I pour 1 cup raw apple cider vinegar, one bottle of milk and top the bath off with fresh rose petals and bougainvillea flowers. (What I had in hand today 🌹🌸)

The baking soda and the salts help detox your body, the vinegar balances the pH levels, the lactose in the milk gently exfoliates revealing healthy, glowing skin ✨and the flowers heal the soul.

I love lighting a few candles. I find the dim light they provide extremely comforting and I truly enjoy a beautiful scent!

I lay in the warm water for a good twenty minutes, in the meantime I like to use a face mask. Tonight I combined raw honey, tomato paste and turmeric. Honey and turmeric are ingredients I love and use regularly on my skin, honey softens and acts as a humectant, hydrating the skin, plus it has antibacterial properties. Turmeric is anti-inflammatory and helps achieve a healthier, more even pigmented complexion. Finally the tomato paste is just so much more practical than fresh tomatoes! The AHA’s naturally present in tomatoes help gently exfoliate and reveal glowy, even-toned skin.

Regular scrubbing is also essential to my body care routine! It promotes even toned skin, helps fade marks and scars, gives healthy, baby soft skin and ensures a close shave. For a wintertime bodycare treat I like to combine equal parts of chocolate flavored coffee and sugar and mix everything with enough almond oil to create a nice consistency. I like to top everything off with a few spoonfuls raw cacao and some vanilla extract to make it extra special! The caffeine tones and firms the skin and helps conceal cellulite, the oil lightly moisturizes and provides a cushion against the razor blades, the cacao is full of nutrients and minerals plus it enhances the chocolate aroma and finally, vanilla is an antidepressant and aphrodisiac 😉.

After I scrub myself for a few minutes I rinse the granules with warm water but do not wash off the oil. The oil moisturizes and gives the necessary slip for a gentle, close shave! I find that it works much better than any cream/gel I’ve tried.

Once I’m done shaving I use a wooden foot file to maintain my pedicure and proceed to rinse off the mask (if I haven’t already done that) and my hair.

Finally I use the John Masters Organics blood orange body wash. It’s gentle and natural yet effective and it smells delicious 😋

Before I towel dry my body, and while I’m still in the shower, I use coconut oil all over. Except from deeply moisturizing, it has antibacterial properties that keep body breakouts at bay!

Once I’m dry I’ll proceed normally with the rest of my skincare routine! I also like to apply aloe Vera gel at my bikini line to prevent razor irritations. To ensure ultra soft skin I apply a body cream ( I LOVE the Kiehl’s mom and baby moisturizer) and a foot and hand cream. I’ll cover my feet in gel-lined socks and use cuticle oil around my nails.

💗self love jar💗 what you’ll need: 💗a rose quartz stone/chips 💗Himalayan pink salt 💗cinnamon 💗dried rose petals 💗dried rosemary 💗sugar 💗a candle (white, red or pink) 💗a jar!!

what to do: 💗light the candle and meditate for a bit while watching the flame 💗 put all of your components into your jar while thinking of all of the things you like about yourself. 💗hold the jar you’ve made in your hands and think about how wonderful you are, truly beautiful and kind. 💗(OPTIONAL!!) CAREFULLY pour the wax from the candle onto the lid of your jar, What I did was pour the wax and then stick the rose quartz in it, as it wouldn’t fit in the jar. 💗carry it with you or keep it near your bed to remind you of how lovely you really are 🌸

1. Rosehip oil: this oil has an instant fiming and plumping effetct. use on bare, clean skin or dab a few drops on your beauty blender to achieve a dewy finish.

2.Palmer’s cocoa butter strech mark cream: besides the fact that this lotion will have you smelling like choclate cake, it actually works on improving the skin elasticity and making softer and smoother.

3. clay powder: because we sweat a lot during the summer, our pores are more likely to clog…I use a clay mask twice a week and i can see that my skin is cleaner just when i rinse the mask off.

4.SPF: PLEASEEE!!! don’t skip this.ever.you need to wear this 366 days a year. the sun damages the skin in an irreversable way, it causes wrinkles, zits, dark spots and more severe damages to the dermes of the skin. make sure you use Mineral sunblock and not chemical sunscreen. mineral sunblock prevents the UVA and UVB rays from getting absorbed into the skin, unlike chemical sunscreen. I use the derma E spf, i got it from iherb, it’s natural, eco friendly and vegan.

5. leave in mask: apply before going out to the sun and before swimming to protect hair and keep it shiny and preventing shedding.

6.biotin: again…only use this if your doctor says it’s ok. i take one a day and i have crazy long, strong nails. haven’t seen an effect on hair growth however.

7.H2O: not going to elaborate her. stay hydrated please.

8.spearmint tea: let me tell you about this magical tea. I have done a lot of research on the subject of lowering testosterone levels in women that may cause unwanted hair growth and irregualr periods and acne. one research said that drinking at least two cups of spearmint ( not mint ) tea will get the job done so i’ve been doing this for the past two months and i have noticed that my periods are not late, also, unwanted hairs are taking longer to grow back, and my skin is clear like a crystal mirror. this is my prsonal experience, but it can’t hurt if you try, it tastes amazing.

9.pumice stone: for inbetween your pedi’s…soak your feet in water and vinegar for as long as possible and then wet a pumice stone and scrub it on your soles.

10.rose water

11.honey: apply to your face twice a week and leave on for at least 30 mins.

12.sugar and olive oil : mix together and exfoliate your legs after shaving then shave again! No strawberry skin

13. tea tree oil: can be used to moisturize your bikini line after shaving.