17 Slogans From My New T-Shirt Line
I don't drink wine alone. I have cats.
I value two things in this world: wine and cats
My cats are there, when I drink wine
Don't interrupt me while I drink my wine, unless you're my cat
I drink wine, and have seven cats
My best friends are Chardonnay, Merlot, and Pinot Noir. My other friends are cats.
Ha ha! I drank this wine! I have cats!
I drink wine until my cats tell me to stop
These cats I have, they're OK with me drinking wine
Meow! Say my cats, to me, when I open a bottle of wine
I think I have a drinking problem
My cats or drinking wine? Don't make me choose!
My cats are named Tardis, Turdis, Marvin, Jervis, Hat Trick, Monaco, and Gervis. More wine!
I love wine, and also my cats
Hat Trick died
No matter how much wine I drink, Hat Trick isn't come back
I had a glass of wine, but for some reason, this time was different. It tasted sour in my mouth, like poison. I spit it out on Tardis, who shrieked at me. I wondered where this resentment came from, if I had failed the cat, or had failed myself. But I knew what the answer was, and for once the answer wasn't more wine. My six cats watched me silently as I finally buried Hat Trick. I opened every bottle of wine in the house and emptied them in the toilet, because I knew if I wanted a drink, I would have to drink from the toilet, and only dogs drink from the toilet, and I fucking hate dogs.
I don't drink wine. I have cats.
