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Hermes: Let's talk about size. I'm bigger. Apollo: Don't kid yourself. Dio: Why are you two arguing about size? Hermes: Just saying, I'm bigger. Apollo: That title belongs to me. Aphrodite: Seen both of you... I've seen better. Apollo, flips her off: Whatever. I know I'm big. Hermes: Alright. Let's ask Percy. Apollo, growls as he clings to Percy: Leave my boyfriend out of this! Hermes, smirks: Afraid he'll disclose the truth? Apollo: Like I said, I know my size. I'm bigger than you--- Percy: Dude, you're not big. Hermes snorts Aphrodite: *gasps* Dio: *sips tea* Apollo, frowns: My gods, Percy. Why do you have to be so cruel! I--- Percy: You're enormous. Apollo: Percy: Humongous... ginormous... Apollo: Percy: Nearly ripped my asses... Apollo: Percy: ... but it always feels marvelous. Apollo: Percy, scratching head: ... I'm not good with rhyming, sorry. Apollo embraces his love and kisses him all over: Oh, my precious pearl. That was amazing. I love you so. Percy, winces: I wasn't kidding about my ass. I think I need stitches again. Hermes barks a laugh: AGAIN?! Aphrodite swoons Dio, rolls eyes: I'm going home.
