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fun fact one of the world champions in pepper-eating contests is a trans woman and she actually faced significant backlash because people somehow thought she had a biological advantage. to eating spicy pepper

update bc i went back and checked: her name is brianna “the chilli queen” skinner and she set a record in 2017 by slamming back 23 carolina reapers consecutively. she only stopped when told to by the referees, and the next year she stepped down out of boredom. queen

The championship, it should be noted, is unisex. Apparently being a trans woman gives you an innate biological advantage over both cis men and cis women.

The innate biological advantage of being cool as fuck

@fereldandoglords

cocktail recipe

Look, if the new magic didn't have a personality construct that kept trying to tell me which spells to use, maybe I wouldn't still be using the old magic.

Yes it had a deep blood cost, but at least it was a one time sacrifice and not this monthly bloodletting nonsense new age magic has

Woman murders man in broad daylight

I referred to something as a "real Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra moment" in conversation with someone who has never seen TNG, and let me tell you, that was a real Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra moment

stark trek heritage post (May 7th, 2021)

i feel like ppl who are against kids transitioning don’t understand the degree to which pediatrics are fine with medical intervention for kids. like really? this is where you draw the line?

when i was like ten i couldn’t sit still in class so a bunch of adults unanimously decided to give me meth. like. hello

youth ballet training permanently alters your bone structure and frequently comes with lifelong health complications. but you don't see suburban moms having a moral panic about that shit do you

her eyes were the sickly green of the sky before a tornado, and to his horror he discovered she could throw cows around just as easily

to his horror? weak shit. outta my way gayboy im boutta get it

“Whoa! Woah! Shit The Bed Almighty!” Is my new favorite expletive

Holy yhit this is fuckin hysterical

I keep drawing penis...

there's something wrong with this tarot deck

no no that’s a bop, i love it