medium fun

i feel. like on a fundamental level. i do not understand x reader fic. i am not exactly opposed to it because let a thousand blossoms bloom etc. but like. i genuinely don’t get it. it seems like the exact opposite of how i engage with fiction. like the whole point is that i’m not in there. i don’t wanna be in there. if i’m in there it’s going to be very stressful.

getting older is funny because characters you used to look up to and see as very established and grown up people are like 29

Diane, clear my schedule. I’m attempting a recipe that says “prep time: 15 minutes.”

some of my best friends i met at the devil’s sacrament

#yeah we called it livejournal (x)

booty shorts that say I ❤️ IGNORING EXTRATEXTUAL AUTHORIAL COMMENTARY across the ass

Wait i can learn from my mistakes? Ohhhhh ok i was just using them to torment myself