kissing boys and crying pretty

you have to forgive the printer because it's one of the most machine-ass machines we interact with on a day to day basis. that thing says kerchunk. hardly anything says kerchunk these days. you can't get mad at her when she kerchunks up a little.

Crazy that tech has gotten so bad that we're doing printer forgiveness now

this is how people talk about george w bush

i have [gestures vaguely] my tendencies

writing a fic with an unreliable narrator so repressed they die believing their own lies, non-linear storytelling so that reality is filtered through piecemeal scraps out of time, and waking dream sequences that further distort truth and memory. basically nobody is allowed to understand wtf is going on, and also it's a sex thing

the intensity of my desires are normal. (←lying)

sometimes i have strong opinions but they're also so inane that halfway through writing a post i'll be like "yeah, this is Absolutely not worth the energy it's taking" and delete everything. but then the opinion is still in my head. and i still want to share it. so within five minutes i go "you know, i bet i can phrase it more succinctly this time" and anyway. you all see where this is going. sometimes i do this four times in a row before i give up on the specific inane opinion and instead write a vague post about the concept of opinions as if that'll satisfy the urge to post the entirety of my inner monologue online. may or may not be relevant to what you're reading right now. and now all our lives have been enriched. you're welcome

youd think youd run out of things to say about a tv show