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heated rivalry fic rec masterpost

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giggling, twirling my hair, kicking my feet

let's get nasty

will be updated as i continue to rec

#heated rivalry fic rec #hollanov fic rec #hr fic rec #heated rivalry reclist #heated rivalry #caphairdadbeard

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i am SO SURE i brought crackers upstairs because i knew i would get post-sex munchies, but they are nowhere to be found ☹️

space-bakery

His publicist or his agent manages Shane's instagram but I think he secretly LOVES it when he's watching tape on the couch & Ilya's lying with his head in Shane's lap scrolling through his own feed and Shane gets to look over and make blisteringly judgmental comments while seeming ''''''disinterested''''''''

space-bakery

Ilya is sooooo into this btw and he's always trying to prod Shane into an """'involuntary""" commentary session. Casually opening Instagram as Shane's cooking, making exaggerated "WOW" noises under his breath till Shane leans over. And then whenever he does get Shane started he's like excuse me I need my phone back I'm going to tell ESPN Shane Hollander is actually the biggest bitch in Canada. CBC? Hello? Yes I have shocking news about your national hero --

But of course he would never do that, having cunty Shane all to himself is much more important.... he just likes watching Shane squirm when he calls him moya suchka... bitochka... Shane's like oh please, you say shit that's way worse -- hold on can you zoom in on that pic of Jackie? Ugh I told Hayden he has GOT to stop buying her jewelry from fucking Pandora, what the actual fuck. Actually can you text me that bracelet you were showing me the other day, I'll send it to him~

space-bakery

#heated rivalry

honeypan-fanart

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#absolutely gorgeous #heated rivalry #fanart

actuallysara

HQ photo of Connor Storrie in Toronto, Canada 📸 Eng C. Lau (via engclau)

#i can’t talk about this #i can barely look at it #connor storrie

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winged-void

the line between a good bit and a bdsm scene really just does not exist

#especially when you’re with someone you’ve known forever and you’re both willing to ‘yes and’ and get weird with it

askboxmemes

I wanna know what people assume about me because of my tumblr.

Put an assumption in my ask. I’ll confirm or dispute it. I’m not gonna be mean or anything, I’m just very interested.

findmeinthealps

guy on a work call just accidentally said “have a nice freak-end” instead of weekend and now i desperately want that to be the new meme. have a nice freakend everybody

tanis-zed

I think part of the reason Nona the Ninth is so effective is that it comes AFTER GtN and HtN. You’v already spent two books immersed in this gory, gothic space opera, with betrayal, grand romance, sword fights, cannibalism! So when NtN presents you with a little apartment, with a little family, it feels uncanny. You KNOW what’s out there, you KNOW something’s going on, it HAS to be! So you’re waiting for the other shoe to drop, watching in uneasy tension as this familiar stranger walks a dog and chats with her friends. And maybe you get sucked into it, you forget about the maelstrom of murder and intrigue and ten thousand year old grudges, and live in this fucked up little found family in this war torn city, there’s a sort of comfort there, an undeniable love.

And when the shoe finally drops, and the rest of the world comes crashing in, you almost don’t want to remember anymore. But it’s too late, you remember now, and you can’t forget again, but it’s okay, that little family may be gone, but the love was there, and no one can take loved away.

#tlt #the locked tomb #nona the ninth

claracedar

it is funny to hear that wikipedia is apparently losing site visits to AI because let me tell you wikipedia is not losing site visits from me I am all up in that bitch 24/7 I am reading her down like an enemy I am on wikipedia like white on rice

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koiagain

You shouldn't worry if Ur followers & mutuals will judge ur perverted strange reblogs The real ones fuck with U no matter what

#thank and bless u all

mclennonyaoi

working with kids and one of them says “you know you eat 8 spiders a night on average right?” and another goes “no no no those statistics are actually skewed by people who like eat spiders recreationally for fun and stuff” and my head snapped up like a fucking sleeper agent

connorstorriegifs

Connor Storrie | 2026 Actor Awards Nominations | 01/07/26

#remember when he was a tiny baby who was only a handful of weeks old????#connor storrie

lavenderprose

I hope Connors got climbed like a fucking tree that night in the club God look at his cute fucking face. I think as a little treat for him I'm going to institute a headcanon wherein Connors pulls just INCONCIEVABLE amounts of pussy just by being so fucking earnest and having that funky little mustache. He walks into the locker room and Ilya is like "Connie! Did you take that girl home last night?" And Connors is like, "Oh dude you know I did." And Ilya daps him up and calls him a king and someone is like "Okay I understand Rozanov, he's like objectively hot and he's rich, but Connors I just don't get," and Ilya turns to that guy and says, "Of course you fucking wouldn't, when was the last time you ate pussy," and the other guys just all groan because here we go again...

There's a separate groupchat that someone accidentally added Cliff to and in that group chat someone is like "Hey does anyone else think it's super weird that Cap and Connors talk about eating pussy like all the time. Like they've gotta be capping. Or compensating for something. Like, nobody actually likes eating pussy like that."

"Hate to break it to you," Cliff tells them the next time they're all hanging out at Ilya's place, "But the boys put their heads together and now they think you're both gay for liking pussy too much."

Ilya rolls off the couch laughing. Connors says, "Fellas, if it's gay to eat pussy they're gonna have to put a new color on the rainbow just for me" and then won't stop saying it for the next week.

Ilya laughs every time, mostly because at least half the times he's mentioned going down on someone in the last two years he's actually been talking about Shane Hollander's ass.

#good food #heated rivalry

gaynehollander

The Centaurs do a video of them getting an extreme deep tissue massage, because Harris thinks the fans will get a good laugh out of them being in pain and eventually wimping out (and he's right, the video does numbers).

Shane Hollander, however, does not have that reaction. He tries to stay silent as much as he can but he can't help the occasional moan, whimper, or gasp that's pulled from him. He's entirely relaxed on the table, not pulling away, not tensing, just letting it happen, his brows a little scrunched up. He's the only Centaur who doesn't call an end to the massage. What brings his time on the table to an end is Ilya striding up to him, red-faced and flustered, saying, "okay, enough, you're done."

Most of his footage is unusable.

#me 🤝 shane #heated rivalry

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well i just got fucked so hard i’ll be walking weird for the weekend, how’s your friday???

#hoe phase tag?

dragonmuse

WIP Updated: Brick by Brick (6/?)

Part of the Tearing Down Our Walls series. Kip POV. February 2017.

Excerpt:

"I'd like that," Shane said. He lifted the shopping bag. "I got something for you. It's probably weird."

"You got me a gift?" Kip asked, bemused. "Why?"

"I stopped in a grocery store before I got here," Shane said, reaching into the bag. "I needed to grab something to eat. They were selling these and I remembered you said you'd killed your fern."

"I like to think it died of old age," Kip said, a little guilty. He may have left it behind when he went to Sleepy Hollow for winter break. "Natural causes."

"Sure," Shane said with a hint of a smile.

He produced a plant in a plastic pot out of the bag. A price tag had been hastily pulled off it, leaving a white rectangular ghost where it had been. The plant itself looked like a small shrub, except that it was studded with tiny red flowers.

"Are those miniature roses?" Kip asked.

#heated rivalry #fic rec #every time this updates i am ecstatic #it’s so beautiful and also very hot

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