Don’t Talk To Me Or My Son Ever Again

once you realize you don’t actually need to sleep, you can really (stops talking abruptly and stares straight ahead for 4 minutes)

idk if this is an usamerican thing or not but it always blows my mind as a small european country resident that yall have many names and types of apples???? what do you mean its not just red yellow or green??? why is it so complicated??? who is granny smith????

'whats your favorite apple' 'red' 'no i mean like what type' '??????' actual conversatiom i've had with a mutual from usa

the world is so big and beautiful

Big fan of pink ladies (not a lesbian joke, genuinely love the apples).

proud victim of the tumblr accent. it's fading out of public consciousness as the tik tok accent takes precedence; a linguistic evolution that makes the tumblr accent 85% funnier to unsuspecting civilians. it's like releasing a disease on a non-inoculated population. coughing baby versus hydrogen bomb.

got a crick in my neck and a frog in my throat and a chip on my shoulder and a stick up my ass and now you're gonna stand there puttin words in my mouth? haven't I been through enough?

Harry du Bois would say this.

My mom likes to tell me about how when I was a little kid riding public transport with her I'd always smile and giggle and chat with weird old ladies who smelled like cat pee and homeless folks and strangers dressed in bizarre outfits but any time a tidy and respectable businessman in a suit and tie waved at me I'd immediately clam up, and she takes a great deal of pride in my supposed inherentability to clock personalities but the truth is I do vaguely remember those bus rides, and it was never about the clothes or the hair or the smell, but more because everyone "strange" asked interesting questions and listened to what I had to say and seemed to think about what I said while the neat and tidy and rigid folks only ever acted like they were going through the motions, which was boring as hell and also pretty annoying

Yea, you don't want a world where copyright laws has the power to kill GenAI. Trust me.

"Dead baby, dead baby...LEESBIAAN"

Crazy how every person who considered small talk useless who I met throughout my life consistently turned out to be just as dull when we get to talking to what they consider “deep” topics.

It’s almost as if all communication skills are connected and something can’t be “below you” if you fucking suck at it. How could it be below you if it’s literally beyond your reach? Get on your tippy toes hoe

Shocking: guy who wants to skip foreplay sucks at the real deal

oh i'm going to misusle and straight up fuckle this knowledge so badly

9/28/2023

Queer joy detected!