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honestly if mammals werent rabies vectors i would give them food too due to their cuteness #domesticator

i lowkey feel im a rare breed like the aliens will be like yea i want this cute pet not these other cretins

new bird species outside my window rn

ppl will be like im a heckin based badass feminist and then spend all their time arguing online w/ other females instead of doing anything productive

and on tht note im tired asf of pp tryna make a whole theatre 4 hr production like “why men overpowered women.” maybe bc.. they could just beat our asses if we did smthn they didnt like..? r u fucking retarded

ngl i dont understand how a male can be better than a female in any way that matters

i love the lady whos like “are u homophobic?” “slightly. 😕”

any hot popstar im a fan of i could date like i could help u #mydream

in a child/mother therapy thingmy mom said my animal would be a deer bc shes fake and doesnt know me

honestly idk why it makes me so mad but anytime anyone is like “validate me” and i validate them or “i need u to be nice to me” and i do it but they act if they r above me after i did what they asked its like i will cut u off fast asf its not a maybe i cant w/ it #mymomkin

im a bad person but i have waves to coast on.. #surfsup 😜

they talk abt dead wife what abt failed postcollege relationship and u kinda feel like u were responsible for her downfall

kind + bitch = kitsch.. #foodforthought

im angry honestly