pope cody and his weird girlfriend (match made in heaven)
โข no one in the family knows how the two of you met, or when either of you got together, you just kinda showed up one day and didnโt leaveโฆ
โข you hardly ever smiled, unless it was to pope (who you lovingly called andrew) and even then it was tiny smiles.
โข everytime craig or baz would try and mess around with you, all theyโd get back was a big eyed stare that would creep them out and theyโd back off (pope secretly thinks itโs funny)
โข one day craig and deran came home to the two of you taking over the living room. pope was sitting on the couch, nature documentary on, and you were sat on the floor between his feet. a gathering of tools sat neatly around you on the coffee table as you held a dead butterfly, carefully pinning its wings to some styrofoam
โwhat the fuck is that?โ craig furrowed his brow as he came over, looking down over your shoulder at what you were doing. โentomology.โ pope muttered, glancing down to see you hyper focused on pinning the orange insect down. craig looked even more confused, looking for deran but not finding him anywhere.
โbug taxidermy.โ you said monotonously, taking pins between your fingers and pressing the sharp edge down into the pieces of parchment you had covered the wings with. โfound her in the flower bed.โ
โuhโฆ nice.โ craig rushed out of the living room and went to hide with deran.
โข pope and his weird girlfriend that communicate through looks and grunts, no words spoken between them whatsoever some days
โข the two of you donโt really sleepโฆ up at odd hours of the nightโฆ sometimes just wondering around in the darkโฆ you often scare the other members of the house if they are up only to see you, or pope, or the both of you just standing there (you think itโs funny)
โข you also have ocd just like your boyfriend, things have to be a certain wayโฆ your way. and sometimes that leads to you and pope having little arguments about how things should be placed/ how things should be done, but your little spats never last long
โข craig and deran had stopped by your house exactly one time looking for pope bc they hadnโt seen him in days and wanted to make sure he was still aliveโฆ. letโs just say they never came back after seeing creepy taxidermy animals all over the place (it didnโt help that you were brushing your raccoon lamp, its beady little eyes staring right into their souls)
โข you often like to scare baz bc heโs an absolute dickhead to women and his own daughter,, so sometimes you just randomly show up at his house (he doesnโt even know how you got his address), creepily sit in the corner of lenaโs room while she plays and stare at him, or come up behind him when heโs least expecting it, or just saying some odd shit to weird him out
โข craig and deran like you surprisingly, you remind them so much of their older brother in certain aspects and they think the two of you are a match made inโฆ they donโt know where, not heaven or hell, perhaps somewhere in betweenโฆ baz doesnโt like you too much (and part of itโs bc he canโt charm you like he can with other women) plus he thinks your creepy. j knows to keep his distance, but whenever nickyโs around she thinks youโre odd, but cool
โข pope and his weird girlfriend that like to sleep naked sometimes and not for any sexual reasons (well only sometimes lol) but for skin to skin contact, wanting to be as close together as possible (you want to be so close to him that you nearly constrict around him like a snake and your nails dig into his back but he doesnโt mind)
โข the other family members often find the two of you just staring at one another. like a silent conversation was flowing between the two of you. then youโd smile, laugh softly like he had said something funny (the others are soooo confused by your dynamic)
โข pope and his weird girlfriend that shockingly go crazy in the bedroom since theyโre so quiet and monotone everywhere else,,, craig had only found out when he went snooping in their room only to find a pair of black fuzzy handcuffs stuffed in a drawer next to their bed and was like โ??? what the fuck???โ and ran to tell deran who didnโt want to hear a thing about it
โข you have a thing with bugs and other sorts of creepy crawlies. you will catch every single moth that flies into the house, attracted by the light over the island in the kitchen, pope will even lift you so you can grab them and put them back outside. you obviously donโt care to pick up dead bugs. you tease pope sometimes with the worms you pick up from the flower beds.
you once came up behind craig, saying โi have something for youโ only for him to nearly jump a hundred feet in the air when he seen the giant wolf spider that took over your whole palm. you gave him a little smirk as he flipped out, finding it hilarious
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i will be making a part twoooowoowooo
as long as the big sad doesnโt get me
