andrew “pope” cody x fem!reader
Summary: Your boyfriend Andrew is shocked to see and hear all the different toys a sex shop has to offer and gets a little offended when you’re interested in buying one.
warnings: 18+ MDNI. mentions of sex toys, sexual fantasies, andrew’s insecurities. this is more fluff but you know we do be talking about some freaky shit!
author note: this was a fun one i had thought of this weekend when hubby and i went to go buy some new toys bahaah. Andrew would be so overwhelmed it would make me SICK my sweet boy :(
After dinner, date night always consisted of ice cream at that sketchy strip mall you’ve always loved. While Andrew is always weary about coming here because everyone just looks “a little off,” he could never say no to a double scoop of butter pecan on a waffle cone from this place.
You both ate your ice cream sitting on the bed of the truck. It’d become a routine every Friday night. No matter what he was doing, he would never miss date night. Job lands on a Friday? Nope, move it to Sunday because he also never likes to work on a Saturday so he can spend all day with you. Smurf wants to have family dinner? You only show up for 10 minutes to say hi before going to your reservation. It was a non-negotiable for Andrew; Fridays always had to be date night.
“Did you like the food?” He asked mid lick.
“Mhm!” You said enthusiastically. He loved to see you happy. He loved how you always try a new flavor of ice cream every time. How you make him try new foods and always seem to know everything about how the food was made. Like tonight you went out for Thai food and spoke to the server about the difference between Thai basil and traditional Italian basil and how Thai basil actually withstands heat the best. He looked at you with bewildered eyes.
“How the hell do you know that?” He asked you.
“Read it in an article a long time ago.” You smiled while squeezing his hand. You’re his smart girl. That’s what he always tells you. And he loves when you correct him. He’ll never tell you. And sometimes he’ll say a fact wrong just here you say “Wait Andy that’s not right.”
You looked out into the parking lot, watching people enter the weed shop on the other side, cars at the drive through, and then the sex store. Without saying a word you finished your last bite of the cone, dusted your hands on your pants, and hopped off the truck bed.
“Wanna go walk somewhere? Mall might be open.” Andrew said, finishing his cone.
“Actually, we gotta go over there.” Your finger pointed right in the direction of the red building with the mannequins showing off lacey lingerie. Andrew’s eyes went wide. He couldn’t figure out what to think first. Why did you need to go there? How long have you been thinking about that? How do you know what that store is?
To Andrew, there was still a lot he was naive about, especially when it came to sex. Yes, you two had the most amazing, and admittedly, filthiest sex at times, but when it came to toys or other items, Andrew had never had any interest in dipping his toys. He’d tie your hands with zip ties, blindfolds you with the few ties he owns, gags you with your own underwear.
Surely that’s all the fun you both ever need. And most of the time the sex is sweet, Andrew still shy to touch your body so he’s still so gentle and whispers every inch of your skin. His thick cock always stretching you out so much and he gets nervous that he’s hurting you. But you reassure him, and he gains the confidence to push in deeper and deeper until you’re screaming and begging for him to keep going because you’re getting so close. That’s all you need, right?
You made your way across the parking lot and opened the front door. Andrew quickly trailed behind you, watching a few of the sleazy guys coming out of the store, turning around to get a good look of your ass cupped just right in your jeans. He glares at them, imagining slamming their heads into the ground for defiling you like that. But he turns around to hold the door open for you.
“Baby what are we doing here?” He asked. He stopped dead in his tracks taking in the red walls. Almost claustrophobic; the amount of lace and see through fabric made his eyes go wide and dull. You walked through the aisles, touching and inspecting lacey one pieces and matching sets. The more you spent time looking at lingerie, the more flustered he got.
He pictured you in a red lacey two piece set, matching bra and thong with sheer tights. You’d be waiting for him after a job, laid out on the bed for him. He’d desperately kiss you, his hands exploring and trailing over your breasts and squeezing them with such a need that it makes you moan. His hands grip your waist and shift you directly under him, his hard cock still in his pants, brushing up against your clit as you already buckle your hips to rock yourself against him. He could see his hands move your thong to the side, gripping his thick cock and anchoring it right at the entrance of your folds. He can feel how wet you are, and it makes him even harder as his cock slips in, brushing up against your thick walls—
“Andrew!” You called out.
He snapped out of it, adjusting his pants as his cock had gotten hard. He saw you were already on the other side of the store talking to one of the workers. He made his way over slowly, stopping at the giant cabinet with all the different kinds of lube. Flavored? Dual pleasure? Icy hot effect? These can’t be good for you, he thought to himself.
You on the other hand were too busy speaking to the worker to even notice Andrew’s struggle with understanding that there were in fact different types of lubes. The worker, a woman around your age, was eagerly walking you through the different options of dual toys.
“This one is one of my favorites,” she said, reaching into a drawer. She pulls out a pink dildo with a flexible numb that vibrates to stimulate your clit. The dildo itself, when turned on, mimics the thrusting sensation and has 8 different settings.
“And,” she said, flipping the dildo over, “The best part is that it’s ribbed! And you can connect to an app and control it from your phone.”
She looked up to see Andrew standing next to you. His deepened glare settled on this dildo you were holding. “So that means boyfriend here can control it from anywhere.”
You looked up at Andrew to tease him. “Oh I can think of so many scenarios for this.” You gave him a little nudge, hoping it cracked a smile on this face.
“What is this stuff?” His eyes tracked the table. Blue ones. Purple ones. There was one with two ends. Little suction cup looking things that go…where?
“They’re sex toys Andrew,” you said, a little confused. “Have you…never seen one?”
“Not really, no.”
The worked continued to show you more toys. Letting you feel and see all the features.
“Oh my god this one!” She excitedly pulled out a dual toy, with one of the sides replicating a human tongue. “This is all the rave right now, especially with cam girls. Top side stimulates your clit with little shockwaves, and this side of course is a tongue, but it flicks inside hitting right on your g-spot.”
She handed it to you. Incredibly heavy, freaky looking, but the tongue did feel incredibly soft and you’d be lying if you didn’t admit it made you a bit excited at the thought of trying it out. Andrew on the other hand was terrified of it all.
Was he not doing enough for you? In his free time he’s been reading articles on new things to try with you. Ways to keep your girlfriend satisfied. Even watching porn to try to come up with new roleplay ideas for you both. He took your happiness and pleasure a little too seriously. Like a well executed science project every time. You weren’t complaining of course, always amazed at how never fails to make your orgasm, and the sheer force of it.
“Andrew?” You say looking up at him. The worker had already walked away, leaving you two to talk about any potential toys to buy. His jaw tightened, his glare glued to the table. “Baby, is everything okay?”
With your soft touch on his shoulder he finally responds. “Why?”
“Why what?”
He turned to you, his eyes a little glossy, which made your heart sink. “Why do you need this stuff?”
“Andy what’s going on?”
“I-I think I make you pretty happy. Am I not enough for you?”
At that moment all you could do was laugh. Your sweet boyfriend. The guy that scares the shit out of everyone except you. The guy that organizes all your books in alphabetical order because that’s how you like it. The guy that knows you’re a little too scared of spiders so he checks on a weekly basis to make sure you never see one. The guy that gets you, in every single way, was feeling just a wee bit insecure by these toys. You grabbed his hand, giving him a little squeeze.
“Andy, trust me when I say I am very, very satisfied with you.”
“So then why?”
“Because it’s fun!” You picked up one of the toys. “Sometimes it’s just fun to use a toy. When I’m alone, or in front of you.”
“In front of me?”
“Yeah. It’s kind of hot, no? Coming back home from a job super late. You open the bedroom door to see your girlfriend, legs spread out as she’s moaning thinking no one is home.”
He could see it clearly. Him walking up the stairs, hearing your moans and a sense of danger runs through his body as he opens the door to find. Playing with your nipples, moaning as the thrusts are getting deeper and deeper. He’d stand in front of you, his cock pulsing and aching watching you bring yourself right on the edge. You’d both look at each other before he’s on top of you, yanking out the toy from you before taking his cock out and thrusting into you. Feeling how tight your walls have gotten, how needy you were for an orgasm, and how ready you are for him.
Everything clicked in his head. Yes it was hot, but this was another thing for him to learn, for you. He’d read the manuals, find tutorials, think of all the best combos for the controls. Come up with different kinds of scenarios and roleplays. He had a lot of homework.
“Did you like that one?” He pointed at the one in your hand. While not shaped exactly like a penis it was definitely just as thick as Andrew. Same flexible numb to stimulate your clit at the top.
“Yeah,” you said smiling. You knew he’d come around.
“What about that one?” He pointed to the Lady Pleaser, rose-toy-like technology but a little more discreet. “She said it gives you clitoral stimulation?”
“Looks like someone was paying attention.” You said smiling. “I did like that one too. But it’s expensive and I said I was only going to buy one today.”
Without thinking he walked over to the shelf and picked up both. “You always think you’re going to pay.”
You and Andrew spent a few more minutes going through the store, picking up toy cleaner, lube (the regular kind), and yes he even picked out the lingerie he saw when he walked in. You laughed a little inspecting the lace.
“This is what you want me in?”
His cheeks got a little red, not even trying to explain himself. “Yes actually.”
He places all the stuff at the counter and hands you a wad of cash before walking away. In the same section with the dual toys, he saw a pocket pussy. Simple, transparent, not bells and whistles. He could handle that, at least to start. He slowly reached for it, feeling a little sillier and sillier as he walked back to the counter.
The worker checking you out looked at him. “My boyfriend loves that one. There’s another one where it spins around on the tip of your head.”
Your eyes went wide seeing the pocket pussy addition. You looked up at him, waiting for any response.
“Let’s just try this out…for now.”
With a bunch of bags you guys walk back to the truck.
“Alright Andy what are we trying tonight?” You joked.
“All of ‘em.”
“What?”
He turned to you, glaring. Not joking. “We’re trying it all tonight.”
“Are you gonna last that long?” You laughed putting some of the bags in the back seat.
“I am. Are you?” He cocked his eyebrows looking at you, turning on the car. You gulped a little, understanding that he not only means all of it, but it’s going to be a very, very long night.
