dopamine machine

A mosquito has escaped from the zoo

You don't even need to study for the Rorschach test, btw, it's super easy. All they do is show you a bunch of stupid pictures of your dad getting eaten by a horse

Do not share the answers with your classmates.

you really do turn thirty and everything is different and sometimes better. if you're in line for thirty stay in line bro

I once sent a woman a text message so interesting that she took three whole days to read it

thank you for coming to my this #mythis

thinking about the plur lifestyle

thinking about the plur lifestyle boys

whats plur

PEACE LOVE UNITY RESPECT: THE RAVER’S CODE

*thinks about the plur lifestyle*

don't ever look up what your childhood friends are up to now!!!!!!!!!! like girl you're a nuclear safety engineer. i put on matching socks today. we played tag a thousand years ago.

there’s nothing that can’t be fixed by eating your bodyweight in sushi