In Love With Jim Halpert

What the FUCK is happening in these god damn games

young adult things: washing your colors with your whites because you don’t care you JUST don’t fucking care

HOLY SHIT

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

I LOVE THIS???

🎶 mr. mothman, moth me a man 🎶

🎶 make him a cutie with a massive wingspan  🎶

the CIA is one of the most evil organizations in human history

the colorado institute of art is not *that* bad.

They’re talking about the Culinary Institute of America dumbass

IT’S SPAGHETTI TACOS GIRL

hillary clinton told a joke at the al smith dinner tonight. it’s a very simple joke. and these two CNN panelists have completely misunderstood it at every turn. it is making me so god damn angry.

When sexists don’t understand they’re the butt of the joke because they’ve never heard a joke at their expense imo

painting a gay bar as a safe place for straight girls avoiding straight men is wild to me bc ideally it would be a safe place from the straights for gay ppl but we can’t have anything can we

i think people here are misunderstanding what im trying to say. this isn’t a fuck you to every straight girl who’s been to a gay bar. i myself wouldn’t blink at the idea of bringing some of my straight friends to a gay bar for a fun night out. what im criticizing is this new wave of articles and think pieces urging straight women to take refuge in places that are ultimately meant to be safe places for gay people from straight people themselves. if you want to write about a need for more women’s spaces and women’s bars where women can feel safer, im all for it. but don’t try to rewrite or infringe on what a lgbt space is meant for - a space for lgbt people themselves

You really hate women don’t you

you’re talking to a whole lesbian buddy

galaxy brain: BOOOooooOOoooNE!!