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the cold perseveres, and so do i. (no talking, just sounds of irritation and exhaustion.)

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Abide the Temple
Hello! This is a story I've had kicking around for a while with a couple of my OCs. It involves M sneezing while hiding, and holding back. I hope you enjoy!
Rummaging through old rooms in the temple-church-thing is starting to make Jinero twitchy.
Well, twitchier. He’s usually a little twitchy.
I do feel bad about him coming with me. I would usually take Mirana, but she found out we were essentially breaking into a temple and put her foot down so hard, I think people on other continents heard it. So I asked Jinero for backup, and he agreed. Though only after failing to talk me out of it.
feather (sneezefic)
so this is kind of porny not exactly explicit but definitely a concept.It’s kinda a weird format lmao: it’s in the 2nd person and the pairing is between two unnamed people of unspecified gender and sex so you can imagine whoever u want whilst reading ;)
also if you’re not into sneezing, nsfw, very mild mess, or very very very mild bondage (like handcuffs haha its really vanilla) please keep scrolling! thanks
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(m) stifling as quiet as i can until i really truly cant anymore... got kinda stuffy doing this so theres a few noseblows. sorry for the silence between some of these i did edit it but im too high rn to edit it better.
possibly a bit nsfw bc i made some noises bc my nose was too tickly and u can also hear i was enjoying it a bit. oops
Today my friend told the group that she thinks her dad is only pretending to be allergic to cats and she plans to test it one day. She told us all her plan to get a cat without telling him, invite him over to her apartment, and "see what happens." Imagine your favs...

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Hey so I know we All Know This but I will NEVER be over a character being feverish and delirious and making No sense. I will never be over a glittery-eyed, shivering, distressed character weakly gripping another's arm and asking them questions they don't know the answer to, and probably don't mean anything at all. I will never be over characters calling out for people either long gone or right next to them, but unrecognizable in their delirium. I will never be over a character crying in frustration and fear over something in their head they can't explain to whoever is helping them, and all they can do in return is stroke their hair and shush them gently.
im a pervert but like in an asexual way
Allergic!A extending a quick sneezing fit to hours of iritation because they refuse to stop stifling and B having to physically holding their hands away to stop them because B knows it wont end until they finally get the iritation out.
This of course ends up with nothing to stop both of them getting covered.
my mind is in the gutter lately thinking about that cute little eye-roll that sometimes happens right before a sneeze. that moment when it becomes all-encompassing, all-consuming, entirely taking over and impossible to fight or resist. when the eyes just roll back against the sneezer's will when the tickle just simply becomes too much.
and also the same little eye-roll when they've been sneezing a ton, over and over and over, yet they're still not done and when they feel yet another one it's kind of a 'ffs not again' type of action.
Currently infatuated with the vision of: Someone waking up in an unfamiliar bed (hotel? guest room? partner's bedroom? -- your choice) and almost immediately beginning the morning with a sneeze.
They manage to turn and muffle it into the pillow just in time (or perhaps they were already in a position to readily do so), expecting that will quell the tickle that appears to be what woke them up in the first place.
...Only that doesn't seem to help matters. On the contrary, it immediately makes things worse. Their sinuses flood with congestion and the tickle flares up immediately.
Bleary-eyed and blinking away both the heaviness of sleep and now tears of irritation, they sniffle thickly as it slowly dawns on them that the pillow itself (dust mites? down feathers? scented product?) appears to be the problem.
They squint at the alarm clock next to the bed -- it's much earlier than they thought. The person they're sharing a bed with is still fast asleep.
They sneeze a second time, once again instinctively muffling it into the pillow before they can think better of it. It's absolutely the wrong thing to do, but they really don't want to wake their partner up this early. If they try to slip out of bed now they'll surely do exactly that.
And so, when the third sneeze starts building, what other choice do they have than to repeat a doomed cycle?

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I also did some holdbacks with my rose!
I don’t know what it was, maybe the rose, or my nose that day, or both, but I just *couldn’t* sneeze a strong enough sneeze to get rid of the tickle! Holdbacks helped, but I was still desperate to sneeze harder!! 🤧🤧🤧
As You Wish (K/oitsuki)
Wrote this in a very sudden, horny and welcome blur because I have *missed* g/olden k/amuy and really ought to re-read it and/or re-watch the anime guhh. Please enjoy 3K of filthy smut 💦
T/sukishima is driving K/oito insane with his hayfever; K/oito needs release and T/suki is more than happy to indulge his commanding officer 😇
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Content:
M/M, established relationship, K/oito has the fetish, T/sukishima loves to indulge, manually induced sneezes, inducing with a finger / fingernail, hayfever sneezes, masturbation, spray, some mild mess, teasing, voyeurism and exhibitionism, mentions of dry-humping, mentions of anal sex, elements of dominance and submission, power play involving army ranking, handkerchiefs, nose rubbing, sniffling, mentions of semi-public sex / masturbation
CW: graphic descriptions of semen
NSFW, minors DNI!
the snzfucker’s guide to the snziest plants
for when you need to put your OCs/favs in a Situation™ or if you're simply curious about the science behind why plants make us sneeze
please do not reblog to non-snz blogs // Minors DNI (18+ blog)
Hi! I'm Leni and I'm a plant ecologist and snzfucker (obviously). If you like to include accurate details in your snz fics but don't know where to start when it comes to all things hay fever and plant allergies (or if you're just curious for...reasons) then you've come to the right place! I've put together this mini guide to get you started. If you ever have any questions on any of the following, please feel free to reply to this post (or send me an ask if you prefer to be anonymous).
View/download this post in a Google Doc format (don't worry - viewing is 100% anonymous. You can see my username but I (and others who view the doc) can't see yours.
IN THIS GUIDE:
Mini crash course on plants, pollen + pollination
A selected list of the sneeziest plants, categorized by: 🌻 wildflowers + weeds 🌾 grasses 🌳 shrubs 🌲 trees 💐 cultivated flowers 💥 sternutatory plants 🏅special mentions
The Chhinkni Corner™ - how/why does it work? a deeper dive into plant snience (snz science...hehe)
Some fun plant + snz facts sprinkled throughout
Tools, references, and resources at the end
Feel free to skip directly to the parts that interest you. I won't be offended if you don't read it all!
IMPORTANT DISCLAIMERS BEFORE WE GET STARTED:
In an attempt to keep this as accessible as possible I am simplifying some concepts and skipping over some entirely. Otherwise there's just too much to get into!
This is by no means a complete list of species rather a selected assortment
I am not an immunologist, allergist, or palynologist (pollen scientist). I’m coming at this through the lens of a plant ecologist and snzfcker
While I did create one of the figures/images in this chart, the others I have 'borrowed' from elsewhere on the internet - normally I would include proper credits/citations but, uh, I don't really think we want the authors to accidentally end up here.
Many plants, including some referenced in this document and the included resources can be extremely toxic, dangerous – or even deadly – if used, consumed, or prepared incorrectly. Do not be silly in your pursuit of snz.
Let's dive in! (don't worry, there won't be a pop quiz)
zero days since someone in my workplace talked about how they "never used to have allergies this bad" before moving here
A Brief Respite
Long time, no post! Remember this old fic of mine, about an office worker with quite spectacular spring allergies? I decided to follow the poor bastard home, to see what would happen after the incident at the office.
And if you thought the first fic was horny... well. I can confidently say that this is, hands-down, THE most indulgent, unapologetically horny thing I've ever written. I treated it as a kind of challenge, basically I wanted to see what it would take for me to be properly turned-on by my own writing. I've done similar experiments in the past, but practise makes perfect. (◕‿◕✿)
Anyway. You know the drill. No plot, only symptoms. A couple of mentions of mess, but nothing too graphic. Ridiculously long build-up, followed by ridiculous amounts of sneezing. Nose action-heavy to a pornographic degree.
Enjoy!
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The commute home is a nightmare. Not quite rush hour, the train car is still crowded enough for him to feel deeply self-concious about his near-constant sniffling and the stifled sneezes that he only barely manages to keep in check. It's equal parts humiliating and exhausting, pinching his nose closed for the tenth time in as many minutes and turning a would-be disastrous sneeze into a pathetic, wet little squeak. Like a drowning mouse, he thinks, bitterly, as he tries his best to wipe the resulting overflow with his already damp fingers. The stifled sneezes do less than nothing to soothe the burning urge in between his eyes, that hot, clinging, allergic itch that serves as a constant reminder that spring has sprung and he has at least two more months of this to look forward to.
"Heh'dnxgh!-uh."
He can't wait to get home. Once safely indoors, there are only two things on his agenda: taking his allergy meds, and getting in the shower.
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Burnout whump my beloved; make your character physically and mentally exhausted from a cycle they can't escape. Bury your whumpee in so much stress and pressure they don't realize they're Not Okay until they're on the brink of a nervous breakdown. Give them literal illness from the idea of having to do it again tomorrow! Take away their ability to cope and self-regulate! Give them existential, resigned hopelessness at the neverending exhaustion and malaise!
Most importantly, make sure they feel so ashamed they refuse to rest or tell anyone. This ensures that eventually, they'll crash and burn so hard everyone will realize how bad it's gotten, maximizing hurt/comfort potential.
I'm so incredibly burnt out that I'm putting it to use, at least. I feel ill.
OK I'M BACK TO BE ANNOYING BY POPULAR DEMAND
snz spellings with catte, part ii:
(part 1 [ here ] if you missed it)