Elle, 26. Whump and hurt/comfort sideblog. Mostly sickfic. Completely non-kink, though I may interact with kink blogs because they just have really good content. Let me know anything you want tagged. Have fun!
Hello there! So you've found my whump blog. I post mostly prompts and sometimes stories with generically named characters (A/B/C etc.) with very occasional fandom/canon character mentions.
I will take asks/requests, just be clear on what you'd like (list of prompts, fic, or just my thoughts on something).
Here is a list of things I won't write, due to anxiety about certain tropes or just general distaste.
And here is pretty much this blog in short form, a masterlist of highly specific things I like in whump if you've got any interest in reading:
Sickfic
Potentially life threatening but not get-them-to-a-hospital-immediately-or-they-will-100%-die level wounds and injuries
Crying >:)
SHIVERING, feverish chills, whumpees trembling from being out in the cold, shaking from shock and fear, chattering teeth, when they literally can't stop shaking
Very weak whumpees being fed soup, or water or medicine
"Cottagecore sickfic" ie they're sick and being taken care of (or all by themselves) in some rustic/rural cottage and all that implies
Nightmares, not being able to get comfortable enough to sleep, dreams brought on by a high fever that aren't so much scary as just weird and unsettling
Near. Drowning. And shipwrecks. Preferably in a cold climate, with the whumpee struggling through near-freezing water to get to shore, coughing up water, cuts and bruises all over them from being battered against rocks and debris, violent shivering as they're soaked to the skin, exhaustion so extreme they can hardly move, possible pneumonia later on, salt water aspiration syndrome (!)
On that note, pneumonia
Honestly, old timey diseases? Like I love a good flu or pneumonia and those are probably my go-tos, but there's such a variety of old illnesses most people don't get anymore (ngl my favourites are measles and scarlet fever) maybe that's why I like reading historical fiction so much, it's not at all uncommon for someone to catch something like that (Outlander is fantastic for this)
Coughing + sore throats, underrated symptoms if you ask me
When the whumpee tries to take care of themselves on the down low and is like, relatively pragmatic about their illness but when anyone else asks them about it they clam up and refuse help
Gruff strangers finding whumpee injured or sick in the middle of nowhere and taking them in to nurse them back to health
The phrase "nursed back to health"
Hypothermia
It's not *realistic* but being out in the cold and wet causing them to get sick later on
Sickfics set in winter
Delirium, whether it's severe enough that they have no idea what's going on and are barely conscious at all, whimpering and mumbling to themselves as a very worried caretaker sponges their forehead, or if they're just a little tired and confused and anxious and a little more clingy than usual
Mounds. Of. Blankets.
Forcing themselves to work even when they're sick
Medieval era or fantasy style whump
Male whumpee + female caretaker, I know it's kind of a cliche but it's my favourite
And honestly my favourite thing is mother figures or older sister-type figures as caretakers rather than love interests (though romantic caretaking has its own wonderful thing going on)
Cuddling, holding or cradling a sick or injured whumpee, especially if they're too delirious to know what's happening
Friends Coming Over To Check On Sick Friends And End Up Staying The Whole Day
That thing when a feverish whumpee has something cool placed on their face (a cold cloth/compress, someone's hand) and they melt into it because it's so soothing
Or they flinch away because it feels too cold
Large caretakers propping up small whumpees/letting them lean on their chest/shoulder so they can breathe easier
Fainting
Whumpees being bridal carried
When they've been unconscious for whatever reason and wake up all weak and confused to someone taking care of them
Dizziness, lightheadedness
Whumpees where if they give any complaints at all the caretakers worry because they know it must be really really bad if they're talking about it
Being hurt AND sick at the same time
Delirious or hallucinating whumpee mixing up the caretaker for somebody else, or begging to see someone who isn't there
Whumpees who are so weak and exhausted they don't want to do anything but sleep
Disorientation
Temperature taking
Infected wounds
Cold cloths on the whumpee's forehead and neck
Feeling foreheads, feeling swollen glands on the sides of their neck
Using pet names for a whumpee when they're miserable
Whumpee who's so out of it they only have the energy to speak in their native language and can't manage to translate what's being said around them
Whumpees who never get sick but then they do get sick and it's real bad and nobody knows what to do because they're not used to them being the sick one
Tol Caretaker With Smol Whumpee
Sweaty. Hair.
Snowed in while someone is sick or injured
Different caretakers trying different things to comfort their hallucinating friend
When they get beaten up/mugged/attacked or just have a bad fall on some ice or off their bike and come home late at night covered in cuts and bruises
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Can't decide which I prefer -- delirious whumpees who ramble about a new thing every ten seconds because their mind is wandering relentlessly, or delirious whumpees who become fixated on one subject that they insist is important (and very likely is Not)
a friendly reminder that even a light fever, a few hours of missed meals, or even a little bit of dehydration can become a huge problem with the right kind of physical activity. if you want to make your kind-of-sick whumpee pass out from exhaustion, have them carry heavy things for a bit. like groceries, or laundry, or cleaning that requires them to move through the house a lot. you don't need a serious problem to make serious symptoms :)
Caretaker holding whumpeeâs head up gingerly, their fingers in whumpeeâs hair, while bringing a glass of water to their lips.
Whumpee being too weak to hold their head up for long and only taking a couple small sips. They then drop their head back on the pillow and breathe heavily, already tired, with their eyes closed.
Caretaker places the glass on the nightstand and wipes whumpeeâs face and neck with damp cloth. Whumpee sighs in relief.
I love it when Whumpee is leaning on things. They're dizzy, nauseous, in too much pain to stand, or just plain tired, and they can't get by without some kind of support.
Leaning on cabinets and against walls in people's houses. Propping their head up with their hands at the dining table. Steadying themself against a banister on the stairs. Holding on to the post of the traffic light for dear life while they wait to cross the road because if they stand still unsupported they will fall to the ground.
It's such a small display of I am not feeling good, but once another character notices it becomes so obvious. This person is weak and vulnerable. Either I can help them, or I can hurt them further. It's not like they're in any position to stop me.
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Which is better - the slow and seemingly never-ending dull throb and pierce of a deep wound being stitched, eventually becoming almost repetitive enough that the pain fades into the background, only for it to remain long after it's finished --
Or the quick and sudden but near excruciating pain of a cauterization, unable to prepare for even if it comes with a warning, so hot and sharp it takes the breath away and is almost as biting as the wound itself was...
what about a stitched wound becoming infected... the throbbing pain increasing over time instead of dulling, heat and swelling traveling further, skin horribly sensitive to the touch beneath stained bandages, and a weak and feverish whumpee crying out in ineffective protest as their friends have to re-open and clean the wound all over again
BIG fan of when a characterâs dialogue is a massive understatement on how theyâre doing. Theyâre too out-of-it or in too much pain to actually communicate it coherently, so they end up saying the most general obvious statement of all time and worry everyone more.
Sky-high, obvious fever and all they can say is âI donât think I feel good.â Extremely painful, apparent injury and what they say is just âit hurts.â No specificsâthey canât think clearly enough for that.
character b is laying on the couch, their vision blurry as theyâre burning with fever. âIâm gonna go get (character c), ok? Stay here,â character a says before walking out.
character b shivers. Theyâre so, so cold. They move their head slightly and see it- a blanket hanging over the back of a chair a few feet away.
slowly, they push themselves up on their elbows- but they donât have the strength to stand up and just fall to the floor. Character a comes back with character c and finds character b laying beside the couch.
something i've been thinking of (especially since i had the plague* a while back) is the depiction of fevers in fic in general, like i see a lot of people writing... all the symptoms at once? especially when the fever is at its peak. the sickie is freezing and burning up and sweating like a pig, simultaneously. and okay i'm basing my views here on the extremely scientifically legit sample size of one (myself) but i've never had it work that way, personally?
in my experience it goes like
fever rising: chills, the severity depending on how high/fast the fever is rising, feeling like you can't get warm enough, especially extremities (hands/feet) freezing even if you get your core to realize it's actually warm
the plateau: now you're feeling too warm (how much so depends on how high the fever is) but anything cooling feels too cold, still not sweating more than the normal amount tho. also again depending on the severity of the fever, you get muscle aches, headaches, vertigo, what have you
the plateau, addendum: for me personally once the fever is above something like 38 degrees celsius, i absolutely cannot get anything solid down even if i'm not feeling explicitly nauseous, and even fluids only a little bit at a time no matter how thirsty i feel (meanwhile my roommate almost never loses appetite completely so i gather that's very ymmv)
fever coming down: okay, now you're sweating. my bed was legit drenched just coming down from ~39C to ~38C so still very much running a fever, just one degree less of one. and also the feeling of being less sick can be deceptive; i was feeling relatively fine after the worst fever peak broke, a sickie could easily overextend themself at this point and end up making it worse/slowing down the recovery
and of course it may not be one-and-done, depending on what exactly you've caught the fever may seesaw multiple times~
idk really what my point is posting this, i just feel like there's much fun to be had with the whole range of the stages of fever (TM)
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Oouououou I hear you called for Favourite Sickfic tropes and I Got You:
-FEVERISHLY DELIRIOUS CHARACTERS!!!! Whimpering and sweating in their sleep, their friend/lover shushing them gently and dabbing their forehad with a cool cloth. Feeble hand holding and worried forehead stroking My Beloved <3 <3
-SHIVERING. shaking so hard their teeth rattle. shivering In Their Sleep. begging for another blanket. You know the drill.
-When a character is tired and sick and just...kinda out of it but not Immediately Miserable if you know what i mean? Curled up on the couch or in bed watching others go about their day, sort of half there. Drifting.
OUUUUH God these are all SO good.... shit I almost never see people talk about how good that third one is. Characters made a little listless by illness is SO SO SO PEAK.....
It's already so possible to wake up from a normal nap on a normal day feeling like you've been drugged and had your kidneys stolen, so like....... The Character sick or injured just trying to rest and waking up feeling 10x worse for absolutely no good reason
Whumpee barely reacted, their eyes fully closed now, though their sleep was not restful, head tossing back and forth.
Caretaker bit their lip and quickly resumed their position at Whumpee's bedside, small bowl of water and towel in hand. Soaking the cloth in the cool water, Caretaker gently dabbed it against Whumpee's forehead, washing away the sweat from their brow.
At their touch, Whumpee relaxed, eyelids fluttering in the throes of the fever.
Caretaker draped the cloth over their forehead in the hopes that the cool cloth might curb the fever.
someone coming down with a fever because their body has finally decided itâs had enough. they feel completely drained and exhausted. their eyelids are heavy and their head is pounding. they can feel heat radiating from their own body beneath the blankets, yet theyâre shivering at the same time. they press a pillow against their chest, searching for some kind of comfort, wishing someone was there to hold them. with trembling fingers, they grab their phone and open the first conversation they see. the bright screen makes their eyes hurt. "hey, can you come over, please..? i donât feel well". they type the message and hit send.
Whumpee is at an evening event they canât get out of and starts to feel increasingly sick. Theyâve got chills to the point of shivering and the tickle in their throat has settled into a persistent soreness. Whumpeeâs exhausted, but they canât leave, so they start texting their significant other/caretaker that they think they have a fever with a list of their symptoms. The night goes on, and as new symptoms begin to arise, the keep caretaker updated. Once the night ends and theyâre finally able to get home, their caretaker is up waiting with comfy clothes, a thermometer, and medicine.
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Hey!! I have a request if your taking them. What a about a whumpee getting sick on a long car drive? For some reason they can't stop anywhere, so the caretaker has to use the few things they have in the car to make sure whumpee dosent freeze/get sicker
Thank you!
âHang on, B.â Aâs eyes dart nervously over to B, then back to the slick road. âWeâll be home in a few hours, okay? Just a little bit longer." Â B just moans again, not even bothering to open their eyes. Theyâre wrapped in their coat, mumbling feverishly to themselves as they lean their forehead against the window.
It had all happened so fast. For the past week, A and B had been road tripping through national parks, camping in the rustic wilderness, hiking through lush forests and beautiful mountains. This morning, theyâd both decided theyâd had their fill of the great outdoors and planned to make the long drive back home. But as they packed up and began to tear down the tent, things started to take a turn.
âThat last hike really pushed me over the edge,â B groaned, flexing their hands and rolling their neck and shoulders. âIâm sore all over this morning.â
âSâpose it just means youâre out of shape,â A joked, playfully shoving Bâs shoulder. B winces, then tries to cover it up with a weak smile, but A doesnât miss the weariness in their eyes that wasnât there yesterday.
B starts out drivingâthe plan was to alternate 4-hour shiftsâbut 1 hour in, theyâre visibly uncomfortable, constantly fidgeting in the seat, keeping one hand on the wheel while they massage their legs with the other, frequently sniffling and clearing their throat.
Finally, they pull off to the side of the road, coughing wearily into their elbow, then slumping back into the seat and hugging themselves.
âWhatâs wrong?â A asks.
A shudder ripples through B. âI need my coat. Arenât you freezing in here?â
A frowns. The climate control went out in the car a few days ago, but the weather is moderate outsideâjust a little cloudy, with a hint of fall in the airâbut not chilly enough for a coat. Â âYouâre that cold?
B nods, eyes slipping closed. âAnd my hands hurt so bad I can barely hold the wheel.â They wince again, rolling their shoulders and shifting in the seat again. âI donât feel good.âÂ
A reaches over, pressing their hand against Bâs forehead. Itâs a bit warm, but nothing too concerning. Still, B looks exhausted. âWhy donât you switch me? You look like you could use a little sleep.â
A shouldâve known something was wrong when B doesnât even put up a fightâjust wordlessly switches spots, curls up in the passenger seat, and closes their eyes.Â
That was 10 hours ago, and it had all been downhill from there. B was now in no condition to drive at all, alternating between labored breathing, wracking coughs, and soft groaning. They'd slept some a few hours ago, but now they've crossed into that sleepless fever delirium, where even rest took effort.Â
Making matters worse, they hit a front of weather, and the once-pleasant interior of the car was now bitterly cold as the rain and ice pelt the windshield. The gusts of wind buffet the small car, nearly blowing it off the road, and A has to keep flexing their fingers to make sure they havenât frozen to the wheel.
If A had their way, theyâd stop at the nearest doctor's office and get B six kinds of medicine to make them feel better. But it's almost midnight in the middle of nowhere, and A hasn't seen a town for miles. And even if they did, would anything even be open?
A sharp cry suddenly jolts through A, and they whip their head to look at B, then back to the road. âB? Whatâs wrong?âÂ
âPlease...â B whimpers. âStop.âÂ
A flicks on their turn signal and pulls over to the side of the desolate road, punching on the overhead light. âTalk to me, B.âÂ
âCold,â B forces through gritted teeth. A shudder wracks their body. âCanât you turn on the heat?âÂ
But there isnât any heatâthere hasnât been any in the car for days, and A doesnât know how to change that or explain it to a delirious B. They canât fix the console, they canât see a warm place to stopâÂ
The sleeping bags.Â
Of course. A canât believe they didnât think of that before. Flinging the door open, they barrel out into the stormy night and grab both sleeping bags from the trunk, battling their way through the wind and tumbling back into the car. After some wriggling and a confused B fighting them, A manages to wrap the unzipped sleeping bags around B as makeshift blankets.Â
âThere ya go. Warmer?âÂ
B nods, curling up tighter and pulling the sleeping bag under their nose. They blink slowly, as if theyâre barely holding on to consciousness. A reaches out and ruffles their hair, their heart squeezing in their chest. Hang on, B. With renewed determination, they turn back to the dark, windy road and start driving again.Â
It's nearly 4 am when they finally find a gas station where they can refuel and stretch out their stiff muscles. They manage to find some stale green tea to force B to drink, and some black coffee with the consistency of motor oil for themselves. It's disgusting, but it's enough to rouse them enough for the last leg of the drive.
By 7 am, the dark skies are dawning to a cloudy grey morning, and A can feel the relief in their chest slowly growing as they spot the familiar houses and streets. Within minutes, theyâre pulling in the driveway, just as B begins to stir.Â
âHome?â Bâs voice is small, and they rub their eyes with the edge of their makeshift blanket.Â
A reaches across and lays a hand on Bâs head, which is still warm from their fever. âYeah. Weâre home.â And for the first time in nearly 20 hours, they finally feel able to breathe a sigh of relief, letting their tired eyes close for just a moment. âLetâs get you inside and in bed so you can rest.âÂ
B nudges Aâs hand back. âYou too.â They lift up grateful eyes to A. âThanks.âÂ
In spite of their utter exhaustion, A smiles. âAny time, B.âÂ
- sprawled exhausted and limp on a muddy riverbank, arms and legs splayed limply out and draggled hair half-covering their face, coughing uncontrollably under the frantic helping hands of a friend
- back against the wall, shoulders heaving for breath, clenched jaw and shaking knees; a sword loosely gripped in one hand, point trailing on the ground, and blood dripping fast and faster onto the cobblestones
- blue-gray lips and shaking hands, clutching at snow-crusted clothing, clumsy numb feet stumbling over hidden roots and rocks, eyes fixed on the entrancing firelight in the distance as the wind gusts grow stronger
- a vial of medicine half-full, a cup and spoon on the table, half-open window curtains letting in the fresh daylight, tangled bedcovers around a restless feverish body, someone kneeling on the floor blinking back sleep with a worried frown on their face
- tucking a pillow under their head as the tremors start again and strengthen into another fit of convulsions, sitting back breathless and waiting, counting the moments till they lie still again; smoothing back tousled hair from a sweaty forehead when itâs over, giving another spoonful of an antidote youâve almost stopped believing in, ever so gently drying spilled drops from over-sensitive skin and waiting and hoping for a change for the better