*Enter Half-Baked God-Complex*

you miss 100% of the shots :(

adhd demand avoidance/paralysis is the fuckin enemyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

(nods sagely) (nods basily) (nods rosemarily) (nods saltly) (nods star anisely)

there should be a pill you can take one time that will shrivel up your uterus and abort it through one last horrible period

hate when im reading and theres a word i dont know so i search it in the dictionary and its like: beuperer. noun. a person who beupers. i'll fucking kill you

the role of the person in the passenger seat is not only navigator but secretary as well. you have to type up the drivers messages to random ladies on facebook about cbd cream & google whether that billy joel song was the theme song for that show or not

you also have to provide a henchmans disdainful scowl at whoever the driver is flipping off in the target parking lot

You should never forget the Tommy Gun

World Heritage Post

they got married btw

I don't want a Career I want to Fuck Around

And not find out. I cannot stress enough how much I do not want to find out.

don't go into marine biology my dad was a marine biologist and he got eaten by an imitation crab

update: it's eyes turn green when the other team has a penalty

Encounter: junior league hockey god