Sage green is half my personality

kill 1 landlord per day until conditions improve

The thing is sometimes you really do have to chuckle darkly

i'm gonna be me forever and im gonna get really really good at it

[me, fumbling a social interaction] oh lovely. another haunting addition to the collection

they're divorced. they weren't even married. this isn't romantic. they're definitely not platonic. they're cinematic parallels. they are fighting the narrative. they slowly built their relationship. they rely and trust each other. they were aggressively thrown into this. they want to bite each other's head off. they kill for each other. they live for each other. they should kiss. they would put each other in a blender. they're insane. they don't even realise. they're fully aware it.

they're divorced. they weren't even married. this isn't romantic. they're definitely not platonic. they're cinematic parallels. they are fighting the narrative. they slowly built their relationship. they rely and trust each other. they were aggressively thrown into this. they want to bite each other's head off. they kill for each other. they live for each other. they should kiss. they would put each other in a blender. they're insane. they don't even realise. they're fully aware it.

jerking off is gay because you’re the same gender as yourself

DO NOT DOWNLOAD TUMBLR it will install a virus on your device called tumblr

one time a guy friend told me he was quitting league of legends and literally two weeks later she was on estrogen. these events are intrinsically connected in my mind.

There is still time [to stop playing league of legends]

i cannot keep doing 6-8 episodes shows anymore guys. she's gone as soon i get to know her