Sup Fuckers Call Me Perch

Bobby Drake being revealed as gay makes the whole Bobby x Rogue storyline in the early xmen movies so funny. Like ohhh nooo I can’t touch my girlfriend?? Damn, suuuuuch a shame

I love the x-men so much because that's just what leftist infighting is like! that's literally all it is! xavier is a sellout and they all hate him but he's the only one with any money. everyone complains about "they keep switching sides and dating each other it's so fucking confusing" like my dudes have you never been a part of any socialist organisation, ever. then people will go "magneto is so strong how has he not killed a bunch of teenagers" HE DOESN'T WANT TO KILL THEM! this started in a goddam basement over coffee he does not want to hurt them he just wants them to shut up and listen and will fling cars to do so

people who write on their phones (word mobile, gdocs app, scrivener mobile, notesapp, etc) how does it feel to be taunting god every single day

don't apologize, this is gold

we have multiple actually. you forgot gatito and gatita.

Oh to be sleepy and crawl into bed with someone who's warm and safe and you know will take care of you in all the right ways

damn that cats huge watch out dude

Oh boy I can't wait to see the season premiere of 'My Mom Sold Me To One Direction', that one's a true classic