my human disguise is malfunctioning

to have and to hold, to fuck nasty, till murder-suicide do us part

im joining the war on gross disgusting pornographic content on the side of gross disgusting pornographic content

flirting: omggg haha that amulet is so neat! Do you mind if I hold it?

Give me the fucking amulet

owww your problematic fetish just bit me dude now i'm gonna be into it

one of my favourite genres of character is , specifically a doctor or scientist who is So deeply evil coded but they're a member of the good guy team & actively helping. & theyre not even a reformed villain theyre just like that. going hehehehehee in their dark scary lab while developing an device that will actually help a lot of people

the easiest way to make a homunculus is actually for a human with one set of reproductive organs to have sex with a human who has the other set but this takes awhile (up to nine months) and the homunculus that comes out has NO cosmic wisdoms whatsoever

I want to be an evil wizard. but I keep choosing kindness

WIZARD TIP: The two are not mutually exclusive! Some of the most evil wizards in history were motivated by kindness. Just remember that you know what's best for everyone and are morally obligated to manifest it with your arcane power at every opportunity and you're good to go.

let the hard animal of your body hate what it hates

why is muriel from courage the cowardly dog with that ugly beast he don’t even got teeth she need to get with a real man like me