AeliaSkye/Courthutch

Noted: misogyny is a skill issue

(guy who's not getting anything done voice) I need to learn every skill and all information

partially-managed mental illness is so fucking funny i'll be sitting around doing my job and suddenly think "wow i hate myself" and immediately get confused because, like, that's not TRUE! i love myself so much. who are you to talk to me like that

Being an adult will have you unironically craving a vegetable

Being an adult will have you unironically sad about a parasite outbreak in fresh vegetables.

washing dishes is evil because you go "oh fuck there's so many dishes this is gonna take foreverrr" and then you enter the dish abyss and emerge with your abdomen somehow covered in water and your hands all wrinky and then you look at the clock and what felt like half an hour was actually 10 minutes

The apple they fed to snow white wasnt poision at all it was just a red delicious

we all need to take better care of our selfs or we might Pass away