This is actually the best intro to a porno that has ever existed
There is no way this is a porno
This is the best porno there has ever been.
The way he says āHEY WHAT THE FUCKā shaped me as a person
Itās been over a decade, and I still think āIām a lemon stealing whoreā to myself every time I take fruit off a lemon tree.
Which isnāt often, but itās often enough.
LEMON STEALING WHORE!






















