#1 liss strale simp

parasocialism is bad Unless its with me. i love you. yes You. Specifically

I’m blowing u a kiss it should arrive in 3-5 business days

hey man i see the projector in your mind's eye casting the image of a beautiful self indulgent fantasy over my silhouette so i just wanted to remind you before you try any funny business that when its battery dies it's just going to be me here

boobs should have a toggle on/off feature

what if your doppelganger loved being you more than you ever loved being yourself. they're better at being you and everyone loves them and it feels almost selfish to want your life back. i want clone horror but the horror is that the thing trying to replace you is also the person you always wanted to be.

and it is imperative that it ends with killing the better version of yourself with your bare hands btw.

First of all he's not my boyfriend he's some other shit. Plus scientists don't even know the ramifications of it's hazards yet

finding somebody who will laugh at your shitty jokes is joy-inducing but finding a motherfucker who can yes-and all the esoteric bullshit you put out is pure cocaine. this must be the shit all those racuous but good-natured scoundrels down at the tavern are on

can you reblog and tell me which of your ocs has the stupidest name

thats right. we laced the wine with Pleasant Dream of Meeting Your Online Friends

please be perverted about me in these trying times

i have a bunch of disgusting ideas if anyone's interested