#1 liss strale simp

First of all he's not my boyfriend he's some other shit. Plus scientists don't even know the ramifications of it's hazards yet

finding somebody who will laugh at your shitty jokes is joy-inducing but finding a motherfucker who can yes-and all the esoteric bullshit you put out is pure cocaine. this must be the shit all those racuous but good-natured scoundrels down at the tavern are on

can you reblog and tell me which of your ocs has the stupidest name

thats right. we laced the wine with Pleasant Dream of Meeting Your Online Friends

please be perverted about me in these trying times

i have a bunch of disgusting ideas if anyone's interested

writing your fave having sex with with their love interest is OUT writing your fave shamefully jerking off and coming pathetically fast at just the idea of fucking their love interest is IN

its so scary making plans with new friends. what if i suggest something stupid and we have a terrible time and they find out im a fraud and not a real human being

omg ur so funny ! i wanna see how you masturbate .

I want to be heard (doesn’t speak) I want to be understood (doesn’t explain) I want to be seen (acts like if a missing person was right in front of everybody)

i just realized the only 2 options arent "make someone angry" or "do what they want"

being in love is like you learn theres other reactions people have besides angry or not angry

love when its safe