waiting for the day this blog becomes a pregnancy blog and not just me being horny and wanting to have babies

Googled my symptoms and it turns out I just need to get pregnant

*opens tumblr in public* whoopss titties

*swipes up quickly* whoopss they fucking

what people don’t understand about how adhd is disabling is that it’s not just getting temporarily distracted from, like, school work or hobbies. it’s getting distracted/being unable to motivate yourself to go to the doctor, eat regularly, do hygiene tasks, etc. it’s not knowing when or how long it will take you to do something, ANYTHING, and in many cases that thing is taking a shower or keeping your house from turning into a biohazard. it’s about being fundamentally incapable of controlling your attention and focus on anything, even and especially things you need to do to survive.

Best picture in the world

putting my hand up during sex to ask a clarifying question about the order you just gave me

I just love being a sweetheart to everyone I’ll never run out of kindness