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who cares abt favorite songs i wanna know what song you hate more than anything. like it makes you violent bc it sucks so bad. mine is shiny happy people by REM it sounds like shit

making tags easily viewable through the mobile app was a mistake “EVERYONE STOP TAGGING THIS WITH THEIR FANDOM SHIT!!!!!!” girl you are on the Fandom Shit website

I saw someone complaining that there’s too much cringe shipping on tumblr and I was like. Sir this is literally THEE cringe website of choice move to Instagram or bear with it like the rest of us

If you go to a circus, don’t piss or whine over the fact there’s clowns good sir

the hot singles in your area are closing in for the kill

Bro they did not get thog like this 😭😭😭😭

Oh no! What a terrible thing to do, this information should't be spread by reblogging it, that's for sure.

Okay, I have to admit, using Disney's own wifi to pirate Disney Plus shows is a stroke of absolute GENIUS

*privateer

before i hit play i was like “I’m sure ‘bad music’ is subjective” … and then

This is me every time I’m making a new song on garage band for iPhone

oh to be a chunky orange farm cat 

oh i love bathtub

There may not be any tuna in subway tuna salad but I think if you were ordering tuna salad from subway you deserve whatever they give you

He can't even tell wild stories from his past without getting interrupted by new wild stories. lol