And? Is That So Wrong Dog?

it’s cause you’re always chained to that damn radiator

Me when I wear red

Btw if people keep telling you to stretch but never told you how to actually do it right you're supposed to go slower than you think & just hold it until you feel the muscle relax. Like how anal works

Also the muscle that goes up to your temples and gives you headaches is the same as the one that clenches your jaw & it goes down the sides of your neck so stretching your neck helps with headaches and jaw tension. You can also massage it with a vibrator

Stretching as far as possible immediately is not the goal you just bend until it feels tight. It's not supposed to Hurt You Worse. It won't hurt if you're doing it right. Much like another activity

Many are saying "we're on the celibacy website these people don't know how anal works either" I know. That's my secret second lesson

i should fuck my ds

She's ghostin you but shes goblin me

at least there's gay people

and sadomasochism

stop reblogging this without the sadomasochism this one is for perverts ONLY!!!!

“look like”

My mom is a qanon conspiracy theorist and she uses these pics biannually to convince me that aliens built the pyramids and giants live underground

2020 is saved this the funniest shit I ever seen