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i really think the world would be a much better place if we all acknowledged that being a carnivorous animal is morally neutral. striking fear in the heart of another animal is not the goal of predation. the goal is eat food, live. a wolf cannot willfully control the nervous system of a rabbit, nor does it wish to. it wants to eat. end of.
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Friendly reminder that asking your lycan partner to turn you is incredibly insensitive! Seriously can we retire this trope already? Not only is it just offensive, but no one would ever actually choose this life! Lycanthropy is a curse. Full stop.
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Ok user "moon-moon" as if that original meme wasn't created to mock pack nomenclature ๐
Anyway I'm not gonna touch that internalized lycanphobia with a ten foot pole. Being turned by your partner is something that can be incredibly intimate as long as both parties are consenting and the one being turned is 100% sure they want it. Literally the only downside to transforming once a month is the pain, but midol works just fine. No one with these "lycanthropy bad" takes ever wants to discuss the legitimate positives that come with this "curse" lmao.
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I'm literally reclaiming moon moon but go off I guess. Anyways turning your partner is absolutely disgusting and morally reprehensible and anyone who does it should be muzzled permanently.
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lmao my wife literally saved my life when she turned me but i guess she should be muzzled huh? we run through the woods hunting deer together and can each haul in groceries in one trip now, but nooo she's obviously a danger to society because she cares enough about me to help me when insurance wouldn't cover my medicine
also it was confirmed that the creator of that meme literally makes and sells silver bullets so if you still wanna use moon moon for yourself that certainly is a choice. source: (X)
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I love that instead of naming the more common benefits of lycanthropy, you mentioned that you and your wife can carry all the groceries in one trip. I think that's definitely a positive that gets overlooked far too often and I commend you for speaking your truth, sir
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lol thanks but I'm a woman ๐
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Plus werewolf blood tastes way better and is as filling as 10 humans ๐
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Oh my GOD you vampblr freaks will just flock to anything. It clearly says "vamps DNI" in my bio!
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lmaoooo of course you're a vampire exclusionist
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wasn't OP the same guy who said fursuits were offensive to lycanthropes and doxxed a werewolf fursuiter?
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They ARE offensive and harmful to this community and I'm tired of pretending they're not. They perpetuate harmful depictions of what a humanoid wolf is actually like.
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me when I dox someone for making candy colored animal costumes that look nothing like what a real werewolf does
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She's being so big and brave.
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tried to get my friend into jjk with the promise of doomed yaoi but she hates suguru cuz heโs genocide guyโฆ *sigh* outwoked again :\
it pains me to say it but the more people talk shit about the women who wear those shorts/leggings with the weird butt seam that looks like it gives you a terminal wedgie, the more compelled I feel to take the womenโs side
ohhhhhh my godddddddd you saw someone wearing really tight revealing pants in public? should we throw a party? should we invite goody proctor
and while weโre at it, Iโm done worrying about cameltoe. I donโt have time to be pulling and tugging at my clothes all day. if you can see the outline of my pussy you should say thank you and go about your business
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actually I think you should be normal about ordinary citizens of authoritarian countries and yes that applies even to that country you're thinking of right now
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trying to subtly scratch my kewch at work cuz SOMEBODY (๐ฆ) just haaad to eat my pussy last night ๐
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That hush little baby song is absolute nonsense. Your FIRST instinct in the face of a crying child is gifting them a mocking bird? A bird? A famously loud one at that? And then any other subsequent gifts that could be given are contingent on the previous gift not serving its intended purpose. Donโt even get me started on the diamond ring. Whatโs your baby gonna do with a diamond ring? Pawn it to fund their gambling addiction? Get real man. Everyone knows that the only thing a crying baby needs is a glowing green reactor core being held in comically large tongs by a nefarious villain. Fix โem right up. Some people these days smh.
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