like jesus but much better

i am tentatively stepping a single toe on marriage hill

do you reckon the wall we kick our pussies up also has the lady door on it

"I asked ChatGPT" well I asked Dan and Phil and they gave an interesting and thoughtful answer to a completely different question. So still an improvement but I'm exploring other sources

hey buddy you in london son or can i call you daughter

july 4th is no longer independence day it is pinof kiss confirmed day if i am celebrating that is what i am celebrating just btw

The way Dan and Phil spoke about sister Daniel being on hiatus was in the exact same tone as your parents telling you that Mc Donald's is closed every Wednesday and the tooth fair just doesn't work when we are out of town.

watching people in earlier timezones buying tickets rn feels like being one of those penguins waiting its turn to hurl itself off a cliff into the sea

dan and phil’s “you can’t just ban things and have no plan about what to do” “there Are No Third Spaces” “if i didn’t have the internet when i was a teenager […] i don’t even know if i’d be here” talk was .one of those moments where you’re sitting there like Yeah okay i chose the right couple to get up&parasocial with. another w for daniel and philip