the journey

they call me the information withholder for reasons i won't get into

I looove having 0 children and sleeping alone in my quiet clean cool apartment and going to concerts and festivals and shopping for new cute clothes and watching TV

my music i needmy music

(To the tune of Rasputin): BLEH BLEH DRACULA, KING OF TRANSYLVANIA, HE IS A BAT AND ALSO A MAN

i was born in the absolute RIGHT generation if i had to have children i would KILL MY SELF!!!!

it doesn't have to get done, it just has to be perfect

just to be clear. terfs aren’t welcome on my blog. fuck y’all

My dad works at Home Depot and this one customer came in trying to return a lawnmower that wouldn’t start. Another employee asked the customer if he had put any gas in it and the customer was outraged, yelling that they should have told him it needed gas (it was in the manual) and the employee told him “Well it doesn’t run on hopes and dreams, sir.” That pissed the guy off more so he called the manager all “Can you believe this guy!? He told me it doesn’t run on hopes and dreams!” and the manager just said “Well, it doesn’t.”

i love saving images onto my cell phone. it’s like picking berries

i'm such yayybait. i'm such yippee!bait. i love to become ensnared in delight