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*packing my suitcase for a 3 day trip* hm, but what if I need my terracotta warriors..

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bugthingsdaily

Today's bug thing is this ant fabric!

#ant #bug thing #bugs #insects #ants #rebug

desolationlesbian

my cat is completely obsessed with watching the bathroom sink drain and I have started calling this "her shows." as in when I'm in the bathroom and she meows and runs up I'll be like "oh you want to watch your shows?" and run the faucet for an extra few seconds so it fills a little. she will then sit there at the edge of the sink for ages totally entraptured by the drain. blorbo from her sink

striders

it’s infuriating when the customer is wrong yes we all know this. however it’s probably 10000x worse when the customer is right, because what do you MEAN my coworker deleted 7 of your fucking accounts off of your profile when you just wanted to edit them and now I have to deal with it??? i can’t even be pissed that you’re being a bitch about it because i would be too!!! fuck!!!!

fullmoonguidance

evil great lakes

lake inferior

lake normal

lake offtario

lake hurton

lake michigan

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equalistmako

let’s take that “one (1)” meme a step further & add emojis to the mix wouldn’t that be cool (😎)

12 notes is viral

getting characters into world-endingly intense codependent queerplatonic relationships is literally what life is all about. it is literally what we were put here on this earth to do

cuppydogshane

all the rights that come with marriage you should be able to have without marriage btw. you should be able to designate a person who can visit you in the hospital regardless of your relationship to that person.

raccoonmilf

If the only thing that has kept you going was outliving Mitch McConnell, imma need yall to pick a new person to outlive and fast. Your mission is not over.

raccoonmilf

Umm hello??? Do u have the death note @sharkgalaxy????

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doggiewoggiez

Shit man, this soldier war is fucked. I just saw a guy kill another guy, with a gun. I gotta get the fuck outta here.

discoursedrome

The opposite of “the elephant in the room” is “the centipede in the room”: something that’s not actually an issue but everyone is freaking out about

patronsaintofweepingmothers

2009

doyoulovethewayzeylily

currentlycryingaboutlancelot

today I learned that in 2008, the city council of florence overturned dante’s sentence of execution if he returned from exile. yes, dante’s inferno dante, who died in 1321.

but the funniest part of this is not that they were debating the exile of a man who has been dead for over 500 years.

the funniest part is that the vote was 19-5. five people voted to uphold dante’s exile.

stabethadeathwhisper

The objectively funniest part of this is actually that the city that holds his remains, Ravenna, refused to give his remains back. This was a ploy from florence to have his remains moved back for the tourist money and its been ongoing for a long time. Florence had a fake tomb built in the city to trick people into visiting, and have tried to force the return of the remains.

His actual caretakers have been very steadfast in keeping them hidden, moved, or generally out of reach to respect his choice in life to never, ever, ever return to florence, even when he was first offered the chance to return. This is at this point an almost millenium long feud that florence is really, really mad about losing

mysteryteacup

so basically the five people who wanted to uphold his exile were in the right

wifehaver103947

imagine cloth mother and wire mother in family court competing for custody of the baby monkey

clothmotherofficial

I Have Softness For You

officialwiremother

i have milk for you

babymonkeyofficial

Stop.

kingsolomonofficial

Cut the baby monkey in half

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discotechnician

Going into the main tag for a character I like when I hate the guy everybody ships him with

haunted-xander

Mentors in Deltarune are either a dead old man or an anime twink trying to fuck your dad

Alternatively:

#gerson boom #flowery #deltarune #deltarune spoilers #deltarune chapter 5 #deltarune chapter 5 spoilers #deltarune ch5 #deltarune ch5 spoilers #i think i found a glue!

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