reading "touch the penistrogen" made me laugh out loud
i think maybe this name is too powerful because it's like the only thing i'm ever asked about here
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@penistrogen
reading "touch the penistrogen" made me laugh out loud
i think maybe this name is too powerful because it's like the only thing i'm ever asked about here

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"Damn girl did your pussy do 9/11?Because erm...Bush Alert!"
okay okay what about this... so get this one right... okay are you ready
"Damn girl did the seam along the underside of your penis get its request to fly rejected by TSA in the post-9/11 era??? because it is erm... Darkened in Pigmentation!"
she penis on my trogen till the sack of troy
troy's "sack" never felt quite the same after that day. also people kept looking at her funny. was it something about her new horsegirl friend? whenever asked, she would just giggle and comb troy's nascent mane and handfeed her a sugarcube. and she did not mind that at all, troy thought to herself, braying softly.
why
i uh,, i must confess,,, i dont' know, sorry,,
turn on anon asks :the_catte:
no,,, i am too Afraid, you see,, of what might,,, happen,

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math challenge: color the cartesian plane (RxR) with a countable infinity of colors such that no three distinct points with coordinates (a, b), (a, c), (d, b) all have the same color, or prove that this is impossible
Hm, sounds like a ramsey theoretic problem.
Solution under cut. There may be a simpler way to show this.
correct
having injections is so much fun
you get to bond with your friend who administers them (who gets to see your abdomen and pinch a little part) and it quickly transpires to be less painful than you anticipated (unless they accidentally nicked a capillary in which case oh dear)
and then you spend the next two days with a slightly raised region that is sensitive to being bumped into anything at all and then la la la no taking tablets for an entire week
and also everything you experience causes you to cry (more than with pills) and your acne seemingly clears itself up immediately
People who don't actually know shit about math and go around saying that "Some infinities are bigger than others" do irreparable damage to my braincells
This is fair. I've always found myself not fond about that phrasing, admittedly. It's always felt a bit pop math (derogatory)-coded. I think this is partly to do with the invariable misapplication of this to wildly irrelevant notions of infinity, or more broadly to the lack of understanding of how many utterly unrelated notions of infinity there are in mathematics.
they invented more infinities as planned obsolescence so everyone with a perfectly good Riemann sphere has to go out and buy a replacement
hottest outfits as ranked by an asexual
cloak
trench coat
lab coat
ok.
300K notes and i consider HRT (for context, i am cis)
(so far)
@penistrogen @janmusija ignore the discomfort of being next to each other in pings and get to it
sorry, didn't read any of the post, I was too distracted by the intense discomfort of being next to @penistrogen in pings. what did you say
you cannot escape me musi i am a part of you whose excision is impossible without also removing various vessels and organs

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There is a special worker at TikTok who’s job is to detect when users are high at make their fyp look like this
Neatest Blorbo From "Who The Fuck Are You" Mountain ROUND ONE
Mobius Trip (Homestuck OST)
Turtle Librarian (Homestuck)
Masterpost
the tumblrinas appreciate Michael Guy Bowman's semicanon masterpiece... wholly unanticipated development...
ship of thesaurus
vessel of thesaurus
Vessel of lexicon
Craft of lexicon
Lexicon's craft
Vocabulary's construction
misogyny might be one of the most brutal systems of oppression in the world and responsible for untold suffering over thousands of years but it also inspired a bunch of pathetic british guys with whiny voices to write some really good indie rock songs so its impossible to say if its bad or not
modern Great Gatsby AU set in Cleveland where instead of the Eyes of TJ Eckleburg, all action takes place under the disapproving eyebrow of Tim Misny
this is only a flop post because you don't know who Tim Misny is
Tim Misny is our local Saul Goodman style ~personal injury lawyer~ who's become kind of a local fixture because of his billboards. They started pretty straightforward:
But he became well known enough locally that he started doing this:
And finally, devolved into this:
If you wanted a modern TJ Eckleburg you COULD NOT DO BETTER than this man's fucking Dreamworks Eyebrow
surely an accidents lawyer would understand the majority of accidents are not clear-cut cases and so would desire to maximise the number of accidents to get a larger sample size from which to sift out good ones, making "please do not drink and drive" counterproductive to his Goals

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a bunch of corrusobaserver i drew last night, in some kind of corru induced haze
the weirdyucky guy is tyyvihir my oc who totally isnt a sona or anything. he is kind of sucks.
(Cryptid Kel belongs to @okavara)