THE ULTIMATE DEALER.

‘ this is it. this is your chance to do something positive. ‘

‘ you can help people. ‘ 

‘ people out there think you’re scum. ’

‘ show them they’re wrong. ‘

‘ yeah, but what if they’re right? ’ 

‘ some people are just born criminals. ‘

‘ you lookin’ to get stabbed? ’ 

‘ i shouldn’t be here, man. ’

‘ i will rip out your throat and shit down your neck. ’

‘ what makes you think you’re better than us? ’

‘ are we supposed to be able to understand her? ’

‘ this is bullshit! ’

‘ i know you. ’

‘ wanker! ’

‘ don’t act like you know me, ‘cause you don’t. ‘

‘ don’t take this the wrong way but you look like a panty-sniffer. ‘

‘ i tried to burn someone’s house down. ‘ 

‘ you screwed up big time. ’ 

‘ what did you do? ’

‘ how’d you screw that up? you’ve been here five minutes. ’

‘ open the fucking door! ’

‘ we should be dead. ’

‘ we could have died, you dick. ’

‘ i think there’s something wrong with him. ’

‘ are you gonna let me in? ’

‘ the guy’s a total dildo! ’

‘ i need a favour, mate, can i stay at yours? ’

‘ i’m not a slag! ’

‘ i’ll come around, and we’ll hug, and you’ll cry, and i’ll move back in. everybody wins. ’

‘ maybe someone’s trying to kill us. ‘

‘ why would anyone want to kill us? ’ 

‘ i’ll tell you who did it, it’s that banksy prick. there’s a hidden meaning. ’

‘ look at me. ’

‘ they make us do these bullshit little jobs, in these bullshit orange jumpsuits. ’

‘ i’m homeless. that is so embarrassing. ’

‘ feel free to check out my tits, yeah? ’

‘ get your hands off me, you prick! ’

‘ i’m so sick of dealing with scum like you. ’

‘ who’s going to listen to you? you’re nothing. ’

‘ it’s a shame more women don’t commit crime. ’

‘ so how we gonna do this, man? ’

‘ she looks seriously high maintenance. you’d have to treat her really well. ’

‘ a group of young people doing mindless shit all day, face it man, it’s gonna happen. it’s biology! or physics. ’

‘ i heard he was dealing crack. ’

‘ i wasn’t dealing crack! ’

‘ don’t puke in my car, do not puke in my car. ’

‘ he’s gonna kill us! ’

‘ i’ll kick you so hard in the cunt your mum will feel it. ’

‘ i’ve got to have sex with you right now. ’

‘ what is happening to me?! ’

‘ is he dead? ’

‘ this is very, very bad. ’

‘ they won’t believe us! ’

‘ it doesn’t matter what we tell them, they’ll say that we’re lying. ’

‘ if there’s no body, there’s no crime. ’

‘ i don’t want anyone to know. ’

‘ you’re just as screwed as the rest of us. ’

‘ you alright? ’

‘ stop hitting me! ’

‘ if anyone asks, nothing happened. ’

‘ who’s your daddy?! i’m your daddy! ’

‘ who are we to condemn them? ’