Pee Factory

what they dont tell you about strategy based games is that its hard if you’re stupid

I have just combined all rice in the world into a single rouse

Hey jsyk op of that post disgraced their dojo

Christian babies have so far not found a purpose or use outside of baseball

after 2 years working outdoors all day i finally got stung by an onion for the first time yesterday and i wasnt even doing anything there wasnt even a nest nearby

a wasp. i was looking at a onion just now sorry

u heard about this shit?

We are fucked

Fortuneteller, turning over the Death card: Don't worry. It isn't literal. It simply refers to some form of change. Me: Phew Fortuneteller; turning over the Gets Eaten by the Fortuneteller While Trying to Leave card: That can also mean many things

Olive Garden... When you're here you are nothing but a fucking sex object