どうも、Penguinさんです。

it’s not rude to interrupt someone to point out a dog

It’s actually more polite because then they don’t miss out on a dog

An opinion without 3.14159 is just an onion.

Fuck right off

according to tumblr its donut day

what do you call your upperclassman who likes math

sen3.14

FUCK THIS JOKE

I would like to thank my arms, for always being by side. My legs, for always supporting me, and my fingers…because I can always count on them.

this will be my speech when i win an oscar

Don’t forget the hips, for not lying. 

the struggle is real

rumble spheres

wibbly wobbly booby woobies

tatty-bo-jangles

human milk sacks

pillows for friends

sweater puppets

breasticles

boing boing bags

chesticles

well this is rEALLY CUTE.

IT’S THE CUTEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN.

I have reblogged this at least 5 times and I don’t care